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[shadow_archmagi]

I think to myself "It's been awhile since I played adventure mode"
I think to myself "I'll generate a new world and then adventure in it"

I go to the nearest town and ask if they have any quests they need done! "Praise rainbows! We're doing just fine." I am happy to hear they are doing well, and move on.


At the next town I see a axelord and I ask if they need any help "Praise rainbows! We're doing just fine!"


At the next town I see a hammerlord and I ask if they need any help "Praise rainbows! We're doing just fine!"

At the next town I see a spearlord and I ask if they need any help "Praise rainbows! We're doing just fine!"

I head into a goblin tower and hurl a bear corpse at the nearest guard. It passes right through and the gaurd wanders off. I say hi. "Praise rainbows!" she replies.

It appears the random number god has created world peace and a universal god of rainbows.

[inaluct]

Worldgen parameters?!

[shadow_archmagi]

Worldgen parameters?!

Didn't use any. Just "Create new world now!"

[ousire]

it is at this point that you should go around and kill random people, burn down houses, destroy forests, ect.

if they say they have no problems, GIVE THEM PROBLEMS!

[zchris13]

Make Lizardmen size 6, with [stout] and damblock 3 or 4.  Play NOW a lizardman.

[Jakkarra]

 CURSE YOU, RANDOM NUMBER GOD!

..

his name is RUNGUL

he has acquired sentience, praise RUNGUL!

love, jakkarra

[Leafsnail]

Mine praised pregnancy and children.  Incidentally, this was the same macelord who claimed he had no problems as he was burning to death from a !!Harpy corpse!!.

[Itnetlolor]

I think I found a composite sketch of their god.





That should explain alot.

[Sensei]

I have the same problem, quests are painfully rare.

I think they're more liekly to give you quests if you level up some though.

[piecewise]

just play in the very first years. I really don't see why not, it just seems like the later years are more boring and have nothing of any use

[Leafsnail]

There are less civs to murder/ steal from in the early years.

Just add in orc mod, or make your own flying abominations like I am to have fun

[piecewise]

eh there's still plenty of squishy people to eviserate. Having them not be connected just means that I dont get randomly ambushed upon entering town because I destroyed a related town.


That and I need to mod a race of robots who's only purpose is to capture and torture people

[Jackrabbit]

The problem with care bear Gods of peace is that they have unstoppable laser weapons embedded in their chest.

[charl]

I have sort of the opposite problem. I only get asked to kill megabeasts, cave spiders and giants. Stuff that only a legendary adventurer has a chance against. =/

[zchris13]

The solution is to initiate a slaughterfest in the outskirts of a small town.  Just attack people.