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Greiger

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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1515 on: May 04, 2010, 05:45:22 pm »

A grue looks like everything and nothing, its damage type is instant-KO.  Because it eats you.  If you see it you are already dead.  No-one has seen one and lived to tell the tale.

"It is very dark pitch black.  You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1516 on: May 04, 2010, 05:50:58 pm »

They see you and eat you as soon as you log off.
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1517 on: May 04, 2010, 07:51:03 pm »

So what is a grue
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The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
So sayeth Zork!
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1518 on: May 04, 2010, 08:06:47 pm »

Anyone want me to host in 4 5 hours?
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1519 on: May 04, 2010, 08:12:02 pm »

So what is a grue
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The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
So sayeth Zork!

Wait, FEW have survived? Someone has seen a grue and lived to tell the tale!
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1520 on: May 04, 2010, 08:13:11 pm »

Left only as a blind, deaf, mute torso, of course.
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1521 on: May 04, 2010, 08:13:26 pm »

Yes! I was wun of them. It was scary...and it was too dark to see. So haha, no descriptions.

Dr. Johbson...that hurt my feelings you ninja.
I am not a blind torso.
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1522 on: May 04, 2010, 08:17:26 pm »

Yes! I was wun of them. It was scary...and it was too dark to see. So haha, no descriptions.

Dr. Johbson...that hurt my feelings you ninja.
I am not a blind torso.

Protip: Never complain that a ninja hurt your feelings.

They can hurt a whole lot more than just your feelings, and I doubt you want to learn that firsthand.

...although, if you've survived a grue, maybe a ninja isn't that scary?
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1523 on: May 04, 2010, 08:55:13 pm »

Grues are never seen. Ninjas are never seen.
Grues love darkness. Ninjas love darkness.
Grues flip out and eat people. Ninjas flip out and kill people.

GRUES ARE NINJAS!!!!
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1524 on: May 04, 2010, 09:02:36 pm »

My God.

I knew I was afraid of the dark for a reason.

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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1525 on: May 05, 2010, 12:04:28 am »

Anyone here who wants me to host?
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1526 on: May 05, 2010, 07:30:28 am »

Grues are never seen. Ninjas are never seen.
Grues love darkness. Ninjas love darkness.
Grues flip out and eat people. Ninjas flip out and kill people.

GRUES ARE NINJAS!!!!
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1527 on: May 05, 2010, 10:40:01 am »

a "grue" is a term for when you're in a dark area and a monster spawns behind you out of nowhere and turns you into a fine paste.
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1528 on: May 05, 2010, 10:42:25 am »

1. False! :D Grues are a very specific creature from Zork.

2. On topic?
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Re: Minecraft: Like Infiniminer but in Java and in Alpha
« Reply #1529 on: May 05, 2010, 10:43:27 am »

no, i'm pretty sure i was told that in this forum.
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