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[Greiger]

A grue looks like everything and nothing, its damage type is instant-KO.  Because it eats you.  If you see it you are already dead.  No-one has seen one and lived to tell the tale.

"It is very dark pitch black.  You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

[Dr. Johbson]

They see you and eat you as soon as you log off.

[Thexor]

So what is a grue

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The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
So sayeth Zork!

[quinnr]

Anyone want me to host in 4 5 hours?

[dragnar]

So what is a grue

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The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
So sayeth Zork!

Wait, FEW have survived? Someone has seen a grue and lived to tell the tale!

[Dr. Johbson]

Left only as a blind, deaf, mute torso, of course.

[quinnr]

Yes! I was wun of them. It was scary...and it was too dark to see. So haha, no descriptions.

Dr. Johbson...that hurt my feelings you ninja.
I am not a blind torso.

[Thexor]

Yes! I was wun of them. It was scary...and it was too dark to see. So haha, no descriptions.

Dr. Johbson...that hurt my feelings you ninja.
I am not a blind torso.

Protip: Never complain that a ninja hurt your feelings.

They can hurt a whole lot more than just your feelings, and I doubt you want to learn that firsthand.

...although, if you've survived a grue, maybe a ninja isn't that scary?

[dragnar]

Grues are never seen. Ninjas are never seen.
Grues love darkness. Ninjas love darkness.
Grues flip out and eat people. Ninjas flip out and kill people.

GRUES ARE NINJAS!!!!

[Farce]

My God.

I knew I was afraid of the dark for a reason.

[quinnr]

Anyone here who wants me to host?

[Deadbeard]

Grues are never seen. Ninjas are never seen.
Grues love darkness. Ninjas love darkness.
Grues flip out and eat people. Ninjas flip out and kill people.

GRUES ARE NINJAS!!!!

>8I

[dwarfguy2]

a "grue" is a term for when you're in a dark area and a monster spawns behind you out of nowhere and turns you into a fine paste.

[quinnr]

1. False! Grues are a very specific creature from Zork.

2. On topic?

[dwarfguy2]

no, i'm pretty sure i was told that in this forum.