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[bluephoenix]

I really hoped they would have put some ores or something into the nether.

[Jay]

Lord, Notch, lord...
MOJANG DEV CYCLE
1) Announce update 1
2) Split update 1 into (1,2)
3) Postpone update 1
4) Release update 1
5) Fix update 1 (Multiple times, usually)
6) Split update 2 into (2,3)
7) Postpone update 2
8) Announce completely unrelated update 4
9) Release update 4
10) Fix update 4
11) Repeat from 1

That was the case with the old Halloween update as well.
They didn't make it quite as blatant.

[forsaken1111]

Lord, Notch, lord...
MOJANG DEV CYCLE
1) Announce update 1
2) Split update 1 into (1,2)
3) Postpone update 1
4) Release update 1
5) Fix update 1 (Multiple times, usually)
6) Split update 2 into (2,3)
7) Postpone update 2
Announce completely unrelated update 4
9) Release update 4
10) Fix update 4
11) Repeat from 1

That was the case with the old Halloween update as well.
They didn't make it quite as blatant.

BUT WHERE IS UPDATE 3?!

[Saint]

Lord, Notch, lord...
MOJANG DEV CYCLE
1) Announce update 1
2) Split update 1 into (1,2)
3) Postpone update 1
4) Release update 1
5) Fix update 1 (Multiple times, usually)
6) Split update 2 into (2,3)
7) Postpone update 2
Announce completely unrelated update 4
9) Release update 4
10) Fix update 4
11) Repeat from 1

That was the case with the old Halloween update as well.
They didn't make it quite as blatant.

BUT WHERE IS UPDATE 3?!

FUCK update 3, WHERE IS UPDATE 2?

[Duke 2.0]

 Mojang dev cycle:

 1 "Huzzah the crack and hookers pile is full! I fucking love cocaine!"
 2 "Oh damn, the crack and hookers pile is out. I guess I can program in all the things I just saw in my nightmares."
 3 goto 1

[forsaken1111]

Lord, Notch, lord...
MOJANG DEV CYCLE
1) Announce update 1
2) Split update 1 into (1,2)
3) Postpone update 1
4) Release update 1
5) Fix update 1 (Multiple times, usually)
6) Split update 2 into (2,3)
7) Postpone update 2
Announce completely unrelated update 4
9) Release update 4
10) Fix update 4
11) Repeat from 1

That was the case with the old Halloween update as well.
They didn't make it quite as blatant.

BUT WHERE IS UPDATE 3?!

FUCK update 3, WHERE IS UPDATE 2?

Update 2 sucks! Update 3 has X feature that is THE KEY TO MY SURVIVAL AS A PERSON. BLARG!

[Bdthemag]

Lord, Notch, lord...
MOJANG DEV CYCLE
1) Announce update 1
2) Split update 1 into (1,2)
3) Postpone update 1
4) Release update 1
5) Fix update 1 (Multiple times, usually)
6) Split update 2 into (2,3)
7) Postpone update 2
Announce completely unrelated update 4
9) Release update 4
10) Fix update 4
11) Repeat from 1

That was the case with the old Halloween update as well.
They didn't make it quite as blatant.

BUT WHERE IS UPDATE 3?!

FUCK update 3, WHERE IS UPDATE 2?

Didn't you guys hear about the rumored update 5 though? I hear its going to be the X Update!

[Ultimuh]

Lord, Notch, lord...
MOJANG DEV CYCLE
1) Announce update 1
2) Split update 1 into (1,2)
3) Postpone update 1
4) Release update 1
5) Fix update 1 (Multiple times, usually)
6) Split update 2 into (2,3)
7) Postpone update 2
Announce completely unrelated update 4
9) Release update 4
10) Fix update 4
11) Repeat from 1

That was the case with the old Halloween update as well.
They didn't make it quite as blatant.

BUT WHERE IS UPDATE 3?!

FUCK update 3, WHERE IS UPDATE 2?

Didn't you guys hear about the rumored update 5 though? I hear its going to be the X Update!

Bah, I for one am looking forward to update 11!
All others suck in comparison.

[Darvi]

I'm happy once I get update π-4i

[forsaken1111]

Nobody needs update 11 noob, there are mods that do the same thing. We need update 3!

[Jacob/Lee]

It's scary how slowly updates get churned out, way back when Notch could pump out something like 1.8 in a matter of 2-3 weeks.

[Duke 2.0]

 It annoys me that people say that when said updates were basically what is coming out now. There was always slowdowns when he was messing with the lighting engine, or multiplayer, or setting up a company, or dealing with exploding servers. At all other times he churns out content but not new features.

[Osmosis Jones]

It's scary how slowly updates get churned out, way back when Notch could pump out something like 1.8 in a matter of 2-3 weeks.

I see what you did there :p

[Jacob/Lee]

It's scary how slowly updates get churned out, way back when Notch could pump out something like 1.8 in a matter of 2-3 weeks.

I see what you did there :p

I don't see what I did there

[Johnfalcon99977]

Is there anyone here in the Nations At War Server?