Ok, I finally have a working fort. Its even themed
I'm now able to deal with all threats but ArcherOrcs, which can't touch me if I don't go on the walls. Also, is it normal for Caravans and Migrants to not come, or even be mentioned, during Seiges?
Edit: One of my dwarves made an Epic Blackmetal Earing Artifact... worth 200k. Needless to say, it tripled my fortress value.
Edit: Also, the current Orcs are called 'The Incest of Sharks'. Well, now we know what happens when we mate related sharks. Kind of makes sense.
Edit the third: What's wrong with having a pet Sorcerer? Surely, if your dwarf likes an animal, they should get it. For instance, one of my dwarves likes GCSQ for their fearsome power. As such, I feel she deserves one as a pet.