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[Yanlin]

Why use horses when you have motorcycles?

[Ciarog]

Why use horses when you have motorcycles?

Turning radius, for one thing. Lack of spokes to get gummed up with kudzu vines during search and rescue, or pickaxe handles during crowd control, for another.

http://www.fnmp.org/Articles_ATV_vs_Horse.htm

[Yanlin]

Don't we have legs for that shit?

[Rezan]

Have fun following bad-guys forty miles into the wilderness on foot. I hope you're fond of 100 pound backpacks.

[LiteralKa]

Have fun following bad-guys forty miles into the wilderness on foot. I hope you're fond of 100 pound backpacks.

But my founder is a paraplegic!

[Yanlin]

Have fun following bad-guys forty miles into the wilderness on foot. I hope you're fond of 100 pound backpacks.

Don't we have guns for that? Not to mention other cops?

[Rezan]

No, no we don't.

[Yanlin]

So you're telling me all your police force includes is a guy on a horse with no guns?

[DJ]

Have fun following bad-guys forty miles into the wilderness on foot. I hope you're fond of 100 pound backpacks.

Don't we have guns for that? Not to mention other cops?

Are you suggesting that you can ride a gun or another cop?

[Yanlin]

No, but that's a good idea!

I was suggesting that there are other cops in other places to help you search for the perp. You have the manpower to hunt him in the forest. A horse sure ain't gonna help you. Cavalry aren't good in woods.

[Ampersand]

Have fun following bad-guys forty miles into the wilderness on foot. I hope you're fond of 100 pound backpacks.

Don't we have guns for that? Not to mention other cops?

Are you suggesting that you can ride a gun or another cop?

Twice the height, twice the firepower, four times the awesome.

[Alexhans]

Have fun following bad-guys forty miles into the wilderness on foot. I hope you're fond of 100 pound backpacks.

Don't we have guns for that? Not to mention other cops?

Are you suggesting that you can ride a gun or another cop?

lol... riding another cop would make it a vicious circle...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cop 1: I need a ride... I'll use Cop 2...
Cop 2: mmm... I need a ride too... I'll use Cop 3
Cop 3: This is getting ridiculous but I need a ride too...
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Cop n: Dude... we've run out of cops... But I can see my house from up here...

[Ciarog]

No, but that's a good idea!

I was suggesting that there are other cops in other places to help you search for the perp. You have the manpower to hunt him in the forest. A horse sure ain't gonna help you. Cavalry aren't good in woods.

Cavalry no, mounted infantry yes. Greys Scouts of Rhodesia and Mujahideen of Afghanistan proved that back in the 1980's, then the Northern Alliance (Uzbek tribesmen, mostly) proved it again in 2001.

Theodore Kaczynski? Eric Rudolph? They both evaded massive levels of recourses and manpower thrown their way by the government, as do hundreds of thousands of dope farmers throughout the more impoverished and less built-up areas of America.

It's hard to describe the vastness of the American hinterlands our own cityslickers, let alone folks who've spent generations living in urbanized cultures. There are still rural communities in Wyoming and West Virginia that can't be reached by car in the winter, and I think there's places in South Georgia and Mississippi that don't yet have access to commercial telephones or electricity. If you want to find someone in a place like that,

[Ciarog]

Back on topic: Magical Baby Raccoons.

When all seems lost and a conservative triumph seems inevitable, the Magical Baby Raccoons will rise from the void between universes to rend the flesh and tear asunder the souls of their enemies. A great tempest shall overcome the Conservative palaces in which your leader is located, and not even the chains of death shall prevail against the tempest.

Your leader will be restored, and ascended to levels of glory inaccessable to man in the ages before. The people shall bow and the beasts of the earth and the sky shall heed the commandments of the Liberal Crime Squad, and multitudes shall arise against the fortress of the enemy, doing battle in the name of the Magical Baby Raccoons.

All hail the Magical Baby Raccoons! All hail DEATH!

[S_Verner]

No, but that's a good idea!

I was suggesting that there are other cops in other places to help you search for the perp. You have the manpower to hunt him in the forest. A horse sure ain't gonna help you. Cavalry aren't good in woods.

Cavalry no, mounted infantry yes. Greys Scouts of Rhodesia and Mujahideen of Afghanistan proved that back in the 1980's, then the Northern Alliance (Uzbek tribesmen, mostly) proved it again in 2001.

Theodore Kaczynski? Eric Rudolph? They both evaded massive levels of recourses and manpower thrown their way by the government, as do hundreds of thousands of dope farmers throughout the more impoverished and less built-up areas of America.

It's hard to describe the vastness of the American hinterlands our own cityslickers, let alone folks who've spent generations living in urbanized cultures. There are still rural communities in Wyoming and West Virginia that can't be reached by car in the winter, and I think there's places in South Georgia and Mississippi that don't yet have access to commercial telephones or electricity. If you want to find someone in a place like that,

GO TO NEW MEXICO, NORMAL MEXICO IS A SHITHOLE NEW MEXICO IS A GEOLOGICAL WONDERLAND WITH GREEN IN THE MOST INACESSIBLE AREAS.

Also, lawns should be involved in enviromentalism, if only because that shit kills plants that don't require four thousand dollars a year to take care of in your average suburb.