Topic: Features that will probably never be added (Read 3475 times)

LiteralKa · « **Reply #45 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:47:13 pm »

Quote from: Ciarog on May 22, 2009, 05:03:54 pm

Back on topic: Magical Baby Raccoons.

When all seems lost and a conservative triumph seems inevitable, the Magical Baby Raccoons will rise from the void between universes to rend the flesh and tear asunder the souls of their enemies. A great tempest shall overcome the Conservative palaces in which your leader is located, and not even the chains of death shall prevail against the tempest.

Your leader will be restored, and ascended to levels of glory inaccessable to man in the ages before. The people shall bow and the beasts of the earth and the sky shall heed the commandments of the Liberal Crime Squad, and multitudes shall arise against the fortress of the enemy, doing battle in the name of the Magical Baby Raccoons.

All hail the Magical Baby Raccoons! All hail DEATH!

RISE MY MINIONS!

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