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[Byakugan01]

Edzul Mosuskosh, Tax Collector

Edzul Mosuskosh admires elves for their grace

Granted, I may be partly to blame for this horror-after all, i have yet to kill a single elf in this fortress (reason: I want pairs of big preds first, and they are a convenient stone craft dump), but even so this is beyond words! Next thing I know he'll be mandating that my engravers carve my resturant-dining hall (It has booths that will be assigned to suitably legendary dwarves) with engra vings of elves kissing or even worse: This is a masterfully designed image of an elf and a dwarf by Urist McLegendaryVandal. The elf and dwarf are embracing.

I already have a *execution chamber* with two sets of (5) upright spikes and a lever in it, but something more drastic may be in order. I'm in a desert with no magma, so following the Imperial approach of "purge the unclean (with fire MAGMA)" won't work. Any suggestions on what I should do with this lard-filled bundle of corruption? I KNEW there had to be a catch to getting a baronness whoose only metallic fondness was copper.

[zchris13]

Sacrifice him as bait for the desert scorpions.  If you have any giants.

[Slappy Moose]

Perhaps you could try to capture her and then put her out for the goblins.

I recommend putting a bed inside a floodgated room out in front of your base, and closig the gates when she goes to sleep. Throw in your worst food and all your garbage. When goblins come, open the gates and let her die.

[LegoLord]

Nononono.  No.  Elves are the root of all evil.  This guy's just an elf grunt.

[Chandrasekhar]

Build a fenced-in area out of glass in the desert.  Drop the noble in there.  Let him die of thirst while the other dwarves watch, to teach them all a lesson.

[HmH]

You can put an elf cage into his room. With a berserk elf. Then you lock hippie-lover inside and q-a-P

[RavingManiac]

Nononono.  No.  Elves are the root of all evil.  This guy's just an elf grunt.

Elves are evil. Nobles are evil.

Therefore, the only thing worse than an elf-loving noble is an elven noble.

[Sordid]

You can put an elf cage into his room. With a berserk elf. Then you lock hippie-lover inside and q-a-P

Yes, I also think the only appropriate way for this abomination to die is by the hand of an elf.

[shadow_archmagi]

Nononono.  No.  Elves are the root of all evil.  This guy's just an elf grunt.

Elves are evil. Nobles are evil.

Therefore, the only thing worse than an elf-loving noble is an elven noble.

That'd be the square of all evil, wouldn't it? Evil^2?

[etgfrog]

See what i would do is build an execution tower, 15 stairs up, build a small 1x1 room with a bed in it, make it supported by a support, attach the level to the support, wait till the noble goes to sleep and assign the lever to be pulled, but you might want to make the lever a bit aways away from the support since the room falling will create wind that will knock the dwarf pulling the lever off of it.

[MagmaDeath]

Nononono.  No.  Elves are the root of all evil.  This guy's just an elf grunt.

Elves are evil. Nobles are evil.

Therefore, the only thing worse than an elf-loving noble is an elven noble.

That'd be the square of all evil, wouldn't it? Evil^2?

Therefore Elves^2=Evil Money^2=Evil Elves=money
 

[PotatoMuncher]

You can put an elf cage into his room. With a berserk elf. Then you lock hippie-lover inside and q-a-P

Lol

[DWeird]

Nononono.  No.  Elves are the root of all evil.  This guy's just an elf grunt.

Elves are evil. Nobles are evil.

Therefore, the only thing worse than an elf-loving noble is an elven noble.

Wrong.

The beast most worthy of this status is an elf-loving elven noble.

Evil cubed.

[Time Kitten]

Actually, I enturpret that trait as loving to have caged elves in his room to jeer and throw things at.  Since the only happy thought he'll get is from seeing them in cages.  So I tend to cage naked elves for such noble's harems, and chain up a couple war moose to the sides to keep them in line should the cage be broken.

[cerapa]

But the guy in a repeater, for murdering elves with spikes.