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Total Members Voted: 257

[thobal]

wow, best game ever. There was a mad bomber on the loose in the station, and I got a little... power mad. But, like all decent captains, I went down with the ship.

[nuker w]

Just so you know, Gvazdas, hosts don't like to host for people who post in huge, capital, bold letters demanding that they host.

Yeah, I know.
Just to pick up their attention, ya know.

Every time i see your nick i remind myself why i hate you so damm much.

Yea, gvasdas, you've hardly been here for long, yet you have managed to anoy a hell of alot of people all ready. I think you need to clam the boat before the boat flips you.

[Jackrabbit]

Just so you know, Gvazdas, hosts don't like to host for people who post in huge, capital, bold letters demanding that they host.

Yeah, I know.
Just to pick up their attention, ya know.

Every time i see your nick i remind myself why i hate you so damm much.

Yea, gvasdas, you've hardly been here for long, yet you have managed to anoy a hell of alot of people all ready. I think you need to clam the boat before the boat flips you.

It involves scraping shit off the boat with clams.

[Ozyton]

No admins one, round is neverending. Whoop

Also, spacemonkey fever. Change "wimper" to 'whimper" because I kept getting spammed
"Unusable emote 'wimper'. Say *help for a list."

EDIT: I also want to learn how to be a geneticist...

[Kilowatt]

Oh god. The server needs an abortion.

[Orb]

I swear, the server never crashed before....

I think its the new networking.

[Ozyton]

Well that was interesting. Spawned in with touretts, so I nom nom a pill like pac-man. Touretts cured for the moment, Jade tells me to see the geneticist to cure the touretts. Instead, the geneticist turned me into a woman or something, then made my bear pink, then made me blind, then turned me into a monkey and killed me. jade then tried to revive me but... it didn't work out so well, then crash.

[Orb]

Well that was interesting. Spawned in with touretts, so I nom nom a pill like pac-man. Touretts cured for the moment, Jade tells me to see the geneticist to cure the touretts. Instead, the geneticist turned me into a woman or something, then made my bear pink, then made me blind, then turned me into a monkey and killed me. jade then tried to revive me but... it didn't work out so well, then crash.

Your end was interesting.

I attracted idiots like a magnet. First there was this guy carring a dead corpse around the hallways, and as I was arresting him and carrying him to the brig, an assistant armed with a stun baton started, with harm on, beat the crap out of him. When questioned, he said he found it, which made it alright? Just before the crash, I saw him breaking into into security headquarters with the batton, just as I had put handcuffs on the dead body dragger..

Then there where two people who thought it was alright to manually reset the server because they died. =/

[Sukasa]

When people vote for a round change when they die, you just keep cancelling the vote until they get the message.

Networking is not the cause of the server crashes.  Googol has a fix but afaict forgot to push it before going to sleep.  We also have a fix for the "Ticker Bug" which has been plaguing us for a while, which'll get released at the same time as the /0 errors.

[Kilowatt]

Oh Jesus.

The SQL server decided to nosedive.

[Ozyton]

Waaaah, oh well.

That was pretty interesting though, just with everyone didn't go AFK =/

EDIT: Also, does that mean we won't have a server then? =(

[Sukasa]

If it does that just restart.  Not sure why it nosedives, though I guess that's what you get for having a random free host

[head]

Properly.

[gvazdas]

Just so you know, Gvazdas, hosts don't like to host for people who post in huge, capital, bold letters demanding that they host.

Yeah, I know.
Just to pick up their attention, ya know.

Every time i see your nick i remind myself why i hate you so damm much.

Yea, gvasdas, you've hardly been here for long, yet you have managed to anoy a hell of alot of people all ready. I think you need to clam the boat before the boat flips you.

I experimented with this, and when I write with a little more bigger letters, hosters grab the attention.
And yes, I know, people that write blogs in SS13 threads, too.
EDIT:
Can anyone host?
EDIT2:
CommandantLocke is my new personal hero!
 

[nuker w]

Just so you know, Gvazdas, hosts don't like to host for people who post in huge, capital, bold letters demanding that they host.

Yeah, I know.
Just to pick up their attention, ya know.

Every time i see your nick i remind myself why i hate you so damm much.

Yea, gvasdas, you've hardly been here for long, yet you have managed to anoy a hell of alot of people all ready. I think you need to clam the boat before the boat flips you.

I experimented with this, and when I write with a little more bigger letters, hosters grab the attention.
And yes, I know, people that write blogs in SS13 threads, too.
EDIT:
Can anyone host?

*FacePalm* Realy?.....