Speaking of decompression, has it already been reported that the Chapel's mass driver is the most dangerous device on the station? I was chaplain one game and opened it three times. Once to test it out to make sure I knew how it worked, another time for a funeral, and a third time when the Head of Security asked me to eject a plasma-infected backpack. Every time the entire room exploded. Had to change my bloody clothes (literally bloody, not a euphemism) every time. Except the last time, in which our station engineer was knocked out. After making sure that he was okay, I left him there while the Head of Security and I went to confession.
We're in confession, he's talking about his time in the war, suddenly the doors fly open. He's like "What the hell"? And then we step outside and get swept toward the open door of the mass driver. Everything gets jammed in there. I try to close the door, but it won't work when I click (I imagine the decompression is keeping it open), and the only thing that keeps me from flying out of the station when I got sucked into the mass driver is the piano which is clogging it up (my bruise pack flies out of my hand and disappears, of course). Apparently, Urist McNoblelever (the station engineer who had come to the chapel to receive a cakehat I offered to him for 'winning the raffle' in the Chapel's newsletter, which I had made several copies of and distributed around the station for kicks and giggles) had been sucked out into space altogether while we were in confession.
Danny Larson, the HoS, finally managed to pull me out of the mass driver, strap me into a chair, and get an oxygen mask on me, but I died of blunt force trauma in his arms. He screamed "NOOO!" and then, as the station had been being destroyed for some other reason (maybe we accidentally killed the station, I never found a correlation), he took me to the escape pod bay where everybody was converging. He found out that he couldn't load corpses into the escape pod. Then the escape pod took off, either through his actions or not, and I was sucked out, where my body floated into space. A bug caused Danny Larson to fall out of his pod and die shortly after passing me.
It was pretty intense, especially since Larson and I had been having tense moments with eachother up until our story's climax, mostly in regards to my duties as a religious man and his duties as a security officer coming into conflict when I tried to give a murdered crewman last rites, so it made it all the more heartbreaking when I died in his arms.
I'm forgetting my point though: The mass driver in the Chapel is a death trap. Is there a way we can fix this?