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[Random832]

And so you were taken from this place to another place, where you had absolutely no damn idea what it is you're supposed to be doing.  It's OK, you'll be all right.  Just don't pick up the phone booth, or else you'll die.

PICK UP THE PHONE BOOTH AND DIE
a NyQuil nightmare by R. Noyes
Release 619 / Serial Number 960409 / Inform v1502 Library 5/12

The Town Square
You are standing in the middle of a pretty town square in the center of a nondescript New England town.  Like most any other nondescript New England towns, there's not much to see or do here, but maybe you'll find something amusing and enjoyable to do.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the square.

> pick up phone booth

You grunt with all your might and heave the phone booth onto your shoulders.  For a moment or two it looks as if you're not going to be able to lift it, but heroically you finally lift it high in the air!  Seconds later, however, you topple underneath the weight, and the booth crushes you fatally.  Geez!  Didn't I tell you not to pick up the phone booth?!  Isn't the name of this very game "Pick Up The Phone Booth and Die"?!  Man, you're dense. No big loss to humanity, I tell ya.



        *** You have died ***

Next time: I try to do something else.

[Ultimuh]

> Respawn

[Strife26]

>Look at ground.

[Boksi]

I thought they were two different objectives!