We regret to inform the United Nations Security Council that
a state of war now exists on the Korean Pennisula. The south Korean authorities,
in violation of the 1953 armistice, has joined up with the "Proliferation Security Initiative", or the PSI, and thus will be sending in ships in order to search our DPRK shipping vesels.
We have informed the south Korean regime that if they join up with the PSI, we would be treating it as if south Korea has violated the 1953 armistice, and thus, that south Korea would be declaring war on the DPRK. Despite our warning, the south Koreans has decided to enter into the PSI anyway, using the excuse of our recent nuclear test.
The 1953 Armistice specifically bans "any form of blockade" against the other belligerent party. Indeed, the main purpose of the PSI is to blockade the DPRK by intercepting our shipping vessels, so when the south Koreans has joined up with the PSI, it is engaging in such a blockade.
Since the south Koreans are violating the armistice, the DPRK no longer feel bound by it. The puppet south Korean regime, alongside with American imperialists, threaten DPRK's security, and while they call upon us to follow their wishes, the south Koreans do not even follow the armistice.
Since the armistice is no longer in effect, it is only natural that a State of War now exist.
We will alert the UNSC of the three actions that we are going to be engaging in, as a result of the current State of War that now exists between the DPRK and the south Korean regime:
1. The DPRK will deal a decisive and merciless retaliatory blow, no matter from which place, at any attempt to stop, check and inspect its vessels, regarding it as a violation of its inviolable sovereignty and territory and a grave provocation to it.
2. The DPRK will take such a practical counter-action as in the wartime now that the south Korean authorities declared a war in wanton violation of its dignity and sovereignty by fully participating in the PSI.
3. We will not guarantee the legal status of the five islands under the south side's control (Paekryong, Taechong, Sochong, Yonphyong and U islands) in our side's territorial waters northwest of the extension of the Military Demarcation Line in the West Sea of Korea and safe sailing of warships of the U.S. imperialist aggression forces and the south Korean puppet navy and civilian ships operating in the waters around there.
I do hope you guys don't exactly overreact. This is recent news, and it seems I am pretty constrained by what North Korea does, so I have to post it. Eventually, the UNSC should be able to pass some sort of resolution, and we can begin to drift away from reality...and don't have to worry about surprise Crisis Simulations such as this one...
Please, don't overreact.
Oh, and semi-bump. Oh, and the links are to the offical North Korean news agency.