Right, well, hang on.
I have played, I'm just having a little trouble with the images. However, here is the update in text, I'll get the images up asap.
First: We fight a lion. We win, huzzah. The warrior is upped to combat 1 (+10% strength)
After that: I discover that we are in fact on a small banana shaped island:
And the only hypothetical way out is via Isabella. In order to cap her growth, I declare war on her, killing her exploring warrior with our own combat 1 warrior (who I upgrade to shock (+25% combat versus melee)) Another warrior marches into Isabella's territory, revealing that she rests against the north pole, pillages her farms, and prevents her worker from doing anything. She is stuck.
Meanwhile, we research fishing, the fast worker is completed, and we make our gold mine, which we put to good use in researching archery (for the edge versus Isabella)
We also build a barracks in Boatmurdered.
We now need more tech choices, and strategy. Currently our three available warriors are on their way to blockade Isabella's single city. Isabella's city is surrounded by woods, so she can't break out with her own warriors. Alas, we can't break in either. 1% odds.
For techs, I recommend bronze working, so that we can finish Isabella quickly. And also chop forests.
Strategy: Build a settler, and make a new city dedicated to the war effort, churning out warriors faster than Isabella can. Then Boatmurdered can continue with research and such unhindered.