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EuchreJack

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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2009, 11:16:49 pm »
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Quote from: mainiac on May 10, 2009, 02:16:11 pm
Science also lets you push the shiny red button.  This is important because the button is very shiny.

It's a jolly, candy-like button.

It also has "DO NOT TOUCH" on it.  Of course, this means all your squad members want to touch it.  It would be a shame to deny them this...
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2009, 12:55:45 am »
Quote from: EuchreJack on May 11, 2009, 01:11:23 am
I'm certain street smarts helps with some miscellaneous criminal things, but not certain what exactly.

It helps you avoid getting caught when performing various illegal activities.  Like selling brownies or tagging (as part of the activism job). 
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2009, 06:27:02 am »
0 street smarts: There's a cop there. I think he wants to buy brownies.

1 street smarts: There's a cop there. I better eat all my brownies.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2009, 09:19:29 pm »
Gang member with 1 Street Smarts Seeing Cop:

Gang Member: Oh, No!  I'd better eat all my "special" brownies!

Munch, Munch, Snarf, BURP, munch...

Cop: Hey, don't you know about the "No Loitering" laws?

Gang Member: Dude, I just spoke to the No Loitering Law yesterday.  He said the color purple tasted funny, but I like said it was all cool.  How'd you get that giant flamingo to balance on your head?

Cop: Uh, yeah...maybe you should come with me...
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2009, 10:09:36 am »
2 street smarts: There's a cop there. I better hide all my brownies.

3 street smarts: There's a cop there. I better kiester all my brownies. That'll make them some good shit!
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2009, 10:43:34 am »
4 street smarts: There's a cop here.  Oh wait, no there isn't.  Cops don't come here, which is why this is where I sell brownies.  Nice one, Regan.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2009, 11:25:25 am »
5 street smarts: There's a cop here. He's in my pocket. I pay him a small cut to keep my business up and running at all times.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2009, 01:32:27 pm »
6: Street smarts: There's a cop there. He's one of my regular clients.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2009, 01:49:39 pm »
7 street smarts: There's a cop here; it's me. And I arrested the competition for drug dealing. Goddamn, I love my job, hehe.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2009, 01:56:22 pm »
8: There's a cop here. He's one of my pushers. Time to collect my cut.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2009, 02:44:32 pm »
9 street smarts: There's a cop there. He's running away in terror.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2009, 02:54:02 pm »
10 street smarts: There is no cop.  I have attained enlightenment.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2009, 06:17:53 pm »
11 street smarts: Swine flu only affects pigs.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2009, 08:50:55 pm »
12 street smarts: Flying pigs do not exist, therefore there is no Avian Swine Flu.
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Re: Questions from a new Liberal Activist
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2009, 06:30:10 am »
13 street smarts: That pig is a cop. I think I should stop eating my supply.
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