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Iapetus

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Now this is just wrong...
« on: May 09, 2009, 05:35:27 pm »
Soshoram Nokgol Bomrek, "Sandalworlds to Riddle of Whipping", an alligator leather thong

This is an alligator leather thong.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is decorated with Willow.
On the item is an image of the Oily Bows the Native aluminium table in alligator leather.
On the item is an image of Minkot Strokedlanters the dwarf in turtle shell.
On the item is an image of the Oily Bows the Native aluminium table in Felsite.
On the item is an image of Minkot Strokedlanterns the dwarf in turtle Felsite.

(Minkot Strokedlanterns aka Minkot Satudil is the king of the dwarven civilization, which I guess isn't quite as bad as I at first feared.  At least my moody dwarf wasn't embroidering his underwear with pictures of his friends or co-workers).
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Engraved on the floor is a well-designed image of a kobold and a carp.  The kobold is making a plaintive gesture.  The carp is laughing.

Argonnek

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Re: Now this is just wrong...
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2009, 05:44:20 pm »
That is disturbing... go there in Adventurer mode. WEAR IT IN ADVENTURE MODE!!!
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Re: Now this is just wrong...
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2009, 05:45:26 pm »
Whoever made that seems to wanna get freaky with the king, ala domination style. Got the table and everything. Plus, it's a thong.

I assume the images are different things the artist wants to do to him.
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Re: Now this is just wrong...
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2009, 06:08:59 pm »
Im just waiting for someone to make a PlanesPacked-style artifact on a gag item like a thong.
 "Behold! The history of the world! On my crotch. Go ahead, take a look!"
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Quote from: Raphite1 on April 14, 2009, 09:40:33 pm
"Yeah. My plan was to drop some kittens into the siege, and have my dwarves freefall into battle, landing on top of the kittens. The plan was kinda dumb though because the kittens were standing on grates, and the goblins killed them with arrows just as I was releasing the freefalling dwarves. So the dwarves weren't able to land on kittens and just fell and died."

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Re: Now this is just wrong...
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2009, 08:36:47 am »
Quote from: ZergSpartan on May 09, 2009, 06:08:59 pm
Im just waiting for someone to make a PlanesPacked-style artifact on a gag item like a thong.
 "Behold! The history of the world! On my crotch. Go ahead, take a look!"

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Quote from: LemonFrosted on April 01, 2010, 06:07:18 pm
Quote from: Leotto on April 01, 2010, 05:52:16 pm
I just made all my dorfs proficient Biters, liars, and went from there.
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Re: Now this is just wrong...
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2009, 08:38:27 am »
 Again, I always hoped the only decoration slot for pants will be the crotch area. It just makes everything fit so well.
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Re: Now this is just wrong...
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2009, 10:26:04 am »
Quote from: warlordzephyr on July 19, 2009, 08:36:47 am
Quote from: ZergSpartan on May 09, 2009, 06:08:59 pm
Im just waiting for someone to make a PlanesPacked-style artifact on a gag item like a thong.
 "Behold! The history of the world! On my crotch. Go ahead, take a look!"

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Can I sig that to?Please?
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Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on October 15, 2011, 03:51:46 am
There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

warlordzephyr

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Re: Now this is just wrong...
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2009, 03:30:02 pm »
NO!!! you have table tennis cats! That is enough!
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Quote from: LemonFrosted on April 01, 2010, 06:07:18 pm
Quote from: Leotto on April 01, 2010, 05:52:16 pm
I just made all my dorfs proficient Biters, liars, and went from there.
"Did you eat Urist?"
"Pshht, of course not!"shifty eyes

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Re: Now this is just wrong...
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2009, 06:30:45 pm »
Hey, at least it wasn't a picture of a child. Or a pet. Or a goblin.
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