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Author Topic: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running  (Read 16895 times)

Nabobalis

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2009, 11:15:55 am »

I rather go for posters than T-shirts.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #61 on: May 15, 2009, 08:29:49 am »

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1: Magma
2: ???
3: Profit
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"There are 10 types of dwarves in the world:
-Those who understand binary
-Those who don't"
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"When in doubt: Magma"
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"Beer for babies!"
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Or just put a green dot on the shirt, then write a description below like "On the t-shirt is a rendition of an image of a iguana"

Yeah, not genius contributions, but I just really felt like trying ^^
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2009, 07:24:23 pm »

You know I wonder if a shirt saying "Snatcher, Protect the Children!" Would make the wearer look like a pedo.

Also I vote for panties that say "You have struck adamantine! Praise the Miners!
two things that shouldMUST be done!

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #63 on: May 15, 2009, 07:25:27 pm »


We find a sweatshop in china, order a bunch of shirts in bulk.


I'm getting a bit serious now, but I have to say this.

Associating Dwarf Fortress with exploitation of cheap labour and poor working conditions has many connotations which I am not convinced are easily overcome by ensuring that profit is maximised.

The maximisation of profit is also not something that I personally associate in any way with the DF project, and one of the many reasons why I adore it.

I don't think this idea is clever.
sorry but it was nothing more than a joke.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2009, 09:28:05 am by jaked122 »
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #64 on: May 16, 2009, 12:42:56 am »

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #65 on: May 16, 2009, 01:06:10 am »

You know I wonder if a shirt saying "Snatcher, Protect the Children!" Would make the wearer look like a pedo.

Also I vote for panties that say "You have struck adamantine! Praise the Miners!
two things that shouldMUST be done!

How about panties that say that on the inside!
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #66 on: May 16, 2009, 04:29:43 am »

You know I wonder if a shirt saying "Snatcher, Protect the Children!" Would make the wearer look like a pedo.

Also I vote for panties that say "You have struck adamantine! Praise the Miners!
two things that shouldMUST be done!

How about panties that say that on the inside!

You have broken into a peculiar chamber!
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2009, 05:37:00 am »

You know I wonder if a shirt saying "Snatcher, Protect the Children!" Would make the wearer look like a pedo.

Also I vote for panties that say "You have struck adamantine! Praise the Miners!
two things that shouldMUST be done!

How about panties that say that on the inside!

You have broken into a peculiar chamber!

That's what she said!
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Muz

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2009, 06:35:48 am »

I'd rather my first donation be in the form of purchasing witty DF t-shirts.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #69 on: May 16, 2009, 11:51:40 am »

There should be a shirt with a red !! on each sleeve.


Or maybe just one with this in the middle:

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Yanlin

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #70 on: May 16, 2009, 01:15:16 pm »

We need one that says legendary peasant. It comes in sizes ranging from L to XXXXXXXXXXL.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2009, 09:28:27 am »

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #72 on: May 19, 2009, 02:24:38 am »

Sorry for bumping this back to the front, but I just recently saw The Matrix, and couldn't help myself. Something like THIS is what I want on my shirt :D
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #73 on: May 19, 2009, 05:31:43 pm »

Fortress would be neat, but it would have to be a "completed" fortress.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #74 on: May 20, 2009, 10:11:02 am »

Sorry for bumping this back to the front, but I just recently saw The Matrix, and couldn't help myself. Something like THIS is what I want on my shirt :D
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There was that one quote at some point, the line the guy said in the movie, which was replied to with 'You mean carpenters, soapmakers, and siege engineers?' That would be nice.
But srsly, a pic of a particularly messy, busy, and varied workshop area with 'I don't even see the code anymroe, I just see carpenters, soapmakers, and siege engineers' would be pretty cool.
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