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Author Topic: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running  (Read 16880 times)

mendonca

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2009, 02:42:12 pm »

So yeah that sweatshop bit was a joke, and the point that I was trying to make is that if we make it as cheap as possible, its less of a hassle, and people will actually buy the shirts if they are inexpensive (or totally awesome).

I am, by no means, attempting to make a profit off of Dwarf Fortress. In fact, the whole plan was just to run the shop in my free time, and give all of the earnings to Bay12.

Also does anyone want a shirt thats like the original one I posted, but with an E?

I kind of figured the sweatshop idea was a joke ... just had to say something in case it wasn't! A bit of a pet bugbear of mine.

(are bugbears tameable?)

For what it's worth I would personally like some DF merchandise. Possibly a mug (or three?). With a picture of a mug on it. A free-standing vein of admantine merges out from the base as you finish your hot drink.

Hopefully people would buy the merch even if it was a bit more expensive, but it is a valid point that most people in the world prefer to spend less money on things if they can (even if a child has done a twelve hour day to make it ...)
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2009, 03:40:08 pm »

Just a plain shirt with this on it:

☼cotton shirt☼

Or whatever material it's made out of.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2009, 03:50:23 pm »

What would be the best phrase to put on a DF shirt?



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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2009, 04:13:35 pm »

"Got Magma?"

"Human has played Dwarf Fortress recently."

"[SLOW_LEARNER]"

"Catsplosion."
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2009, 05:02:40 pm »

g

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2009, 05:03:44 pm »

U

"Word."
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2009, 05:12:01 pm »

I still like my idea of an ASCII art mushroomcloud, but built entirely from c's.

It's a shame I suck at ASCII art.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2009, 11:26:01 pm »

Here you go. This was just a quick replace all on an ASCII art mushroom cloud found via Google.

Code: [Select]
                             CCCC                           
               CCCC  C CC C        CCC   CC                 
            CCC   CC  CCC   CC   C  CCCC C  CC CC           
        CCC    CCC  CC C        C   CC CCCC     CCC CC     
     CCC CC  CC  CC CC             CC  CC C CC   CC  CCC   
      CC  CC CC   CC  CCC  C          C C CCC  CC   CC     
         CC CC CC    CCCCC  CC  C CCC     CC CC CCC         
                CCC CC CC  C     C CC  C C CC               
                          CC  C  C                         
                         CCCCCCCCCCC                       
                         CCCCCCCCCCC                       
                           C     C                         
                           C    CC                         
                           C CC  C                         
                 C    CC   C   C C                         
        C  CC  CCCC  CCC CCC     C  CCCC  CCC  C  CC       
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2009, 01:19:07 am »

Carp Nuke?
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2009, 01:43:49 am »

Catsplosion I Believe.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2009, 01:56:33 am »

Well both are deadly in their own way.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2009, 02:15:51 am »

If the shirts should be anything, it should be like looking at a screen of the game, but zoomed in. Possibly from the POV of the creature involved.
The front of the shirt should be the surface and the back of the shirt should be underground, or 1 level below, or something similar.
For ease of understanding, text meant to be read should be non-ascii. Also, little notations could be added to explain what's going on, possibly with in-jokes:
0 A Carp
1 A Dwarf
2 A Dwarf Leg

Where 2 is placed... on a 2 on the shirt.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2009, 06:50:47 am »

I'd love to own a plain black polo with a single dwarf where the IZOD alligator should be.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2009, 07:14:00 am »

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2009, 10:54:58 am »

someone had an epic idea in a similar thread a while ago
It was to essentially cover the entire t-shirt with a fortress - would look epic tbh but probably quite expensive to make.
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