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Author Topic: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running  (Read 16878 times)

tzler

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I even have a shirt design ready.


And yes, all of the shirts will be menacing with spikes.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2009, 02:50:13 pm »

I support this idea! ;D
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2009, 02:56:32 pm »

Me too.

We would need an Elephant and Catsplosion shirt too.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2009, 02:56:37 pm »

Okay, lemme break it down.

Toady has said over and over that he doesn't want to manage the hassle of running a store, nor deal with the hassle of letting someone else run a store.  You have to find a printer like Cafepress or Z-Stuff to make and distribute your products, deal with crap like copyrights and imitators, and if someone besides Toady is going to run the thing, you need contracts to say if anyone gets paid and ensure the money gets sent to Bay 12 Games.  Then there's the debatable point of just how much money any of this would actually earn after the bites that those producer/distributor companies take, and it just keeps going downhill from there.

But hey, don't let me stop you from trying to talk him into it.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2009, 03:01:12 pm »

K lemme break it down.

We find a sweatshop in china, order a bunch of shirts in bulk.
Then we screen print all of the shirts ourselves.
That way them fat cats can't take a bite out of our little operation, and its cheap as well.

Now we just need a paypal account and a distribution system.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2009, 03:08:51 pm »

We could just make shirt designs and have them made in the nearest 'print your own shirt' stores. This thread would just be a place to share designs.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2009, 03:13:01 pm »

Okay, lemme break it down.

Toady has said over and over that he doesn't want to manage the hassle of running a store, nor deal with the hassle of letting someone else run a store.  You have to find a printer like Cafepress or Z-Stuff to make and distribute your products, deal with crap like copyrights and imitators, and if someone besides Toady is going to run the thing, you need contracts to say if anyone gets paid and ensure the money gets sent to Bay 12 Games.  Then there's the debatable point of just how much money any of this would actually earn after the bites that those producer/distributor companies take, and it just keeps going downhill from there.

But hey, don't let me stop you from trying to talk him into it.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2009, 03:19:12 pm »

Okay, lemme break it down.

Toady has said over and over that he doesn't want to manage the hassle of running a store, nor deal with the hassle of letting someone else run a store.  You have to find a printer like Cafepress or Z-Stuff to make and distribute your products, deal with crap like copyrights and imitators, and if someone besides Toady is going to run the thing, you need contracts to say if anyone gets paid and ensure the money gets sent to Bay 12 Games.  Then there's the debatable point of just how much money any of this would actually earn after the bites that those producer/distributor companies take, and it just keeps going downhill from there.

But hey, don't let me stop you from trying to talk him into it.

Thank you for the redundancy and pessimistic attitudes.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2009, 03:22:49 pm »

We could just make shirt designs and have them made in the nearest 'print your own shirt' stores. This thread would just be a place to share designs.

Also yes please submit some designs.

Speaking of which can any make me some ASCII art of a mushroom cloud, but make it all out of lower case "c"s?
It's for the catsplosion shirt.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2009, 04:07:02 pm »

Okay, lemme break it down.

Toady has said over and over that he doesn't want to manage the hassle of running a store, nor deal with the hassle of letting someone else run a store.  You have to find a printer like Cafepress or Z-Stuff to make and distribute your products, deal with crap like copyrights and imitators, and if someone besides Toady is going to run the thing, you need contracts to say if anyone gets paid and ensure the money gets sent to Bay 12 Games.  Then there's the debatable point of just how much money any of this would actually earn after the bites that those producer/distributor companies take, and it just keeps going downhill from there.

But hey, don't let me stop you from trying to talk him into it.

Thank you for the redundancy and pessimistic realistic attitudes.

It's not going to happen. Toady isn't interested in mercahandising at the moment, he's doing more important stuff, like, y'know, working on DF.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2009, 04:07:55 pm »

Instead of shirts, make it coke, and instead of printing, make it cutting.

Make some real money
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2009, 04:23:43 pm »

Well lets wait until Toady sees this thread and then we will see what he has to say.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2009, 04:27:00 pm »

Dwarf Fortress shirts would be awesome, but ehhh.  Dried banana chips.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2009, 09:59:12 pm »



gotcha.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2009, 12:04:14 am »

You know I wonder if a shirt saying "Snatcher, Protect the Children!" Would make the wearer look like a pedo.

Also I vote for panties that say "You have struck adamantine! Praise the Miners!
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