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Neruz

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Dorfs and their Cooking
« on: May 09, 2009, 02:17:49 am »


Oh come on.
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Argonnek

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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2009, 02:33:56 am »
Dwarves can make roasts out of finely minced beer X4, I've seen it happen
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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2009, 04:12:15 am »
not forbidding turtles in the kitchen? DOIN IT RONG!!!!!!!1111
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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2009, 04:27:02 am »
Twenty wasted shells.

It's interesting that dwarves don't care about the ingredients of a meal, except the ones in their profiles, only how well it's cooked.

This masterfully cooked plump helmet roast, consisting entirely of masterfully minced plump helmets, is succulent and delicious. Gourmet cuisine, indeed.
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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2009, 05:36:56 am »
Quote from: Jim Groovester on May 09, 2009, 04:27:02 am
Twenty wasted shells.

I currently have over 300 prepared turtles in barrels, as well as a 10 x 10 refuse pile completely full of turtle shells, i aint short of shells :P
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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2009, 06:26:30 am »
Oh that's not that bad.  At least it kind of makes sense.  It's like ground beef or turtle tartare or something. 
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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2009, 06:27:18 am »
Nice turtle factory you have there!  ;D
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RAM

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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2009, 06:41:49 am »
Turtle mine with turtle sauce and turtle chutney and ... finely minced turtle...
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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2009, 06:52:59 am »
After 2 consecutive dragon attacks I got prepared meals from 4 pieces dragon meat worth A whole lot, unfortunately I didn't write down the value as they were eaten very quickly. I managed to forbid a single piece of dragon meat though, I've still got it and it's worth 1900 Dwarfbucks!
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Neruz

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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2009, 07:25:58 am »
Aagh orcs.
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Limul Thak

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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2009, 03:05:09 pm »
I always wondered how you roast alcohol... then again, dwarves have so much to do with alcohol they must have found a way! ;D
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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2009, 08:37:07 pm »
How did you get all those turtle?
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Neruz

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Re: Dorfs and their Cooking
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2009, 12:26:12 am »
Quote from: barny on May 09, 2009, 08:37:07 pm
How did you get all those turtle?

Fishing. I had 5 extra points left over on my mason when i embarked so i gave him proficiency in Fishing so he'd have something to do until i started mass-producing doors.

In the time between embarking and late autumn when i started serious door\chair\table production he fished both rivers dry (and somehow survived the giant masses of carp, milkfish, tigerfish, crocodiles, alligators and hippos that inhabit them) and filled up both my food stockpiles with turtles.
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