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[Servant Corps]

I'm pro-town.

SC, I want to use my power on Webadict!

Make it happen!

chaoticjosh pulls out a whistle, and suddenly, a trope of actors arrived in five buses! You realize chaoticjosh is none other than famous Austrailian playwright, David Burn, here to present a play on Webadict, and his role in Paranormal Mafia!

"Oh, Webadict, you're so smart!" said Alexhans, as the play builds to a climax. "How did you get so smart?"

"Oh, I eat my vitamins, brush my teeth and get a good day's rest before going out to gobble a human," says webadict. "Every good Scum must follow these common safety tips, otherwise..."

"Otherwise what?" said Alexhans.

"Otherwise I'd be a Townie." The laugh track plays. "Being scum is what I do best, and I always hope to god that I be Scum." Curtains.

The message from this incredibly well-acted performance is incredibly clear. Webadict's current alignment is MAFIA in this game.

Servant Corps, could you tell us exactly what the mafia chaps know? Do they know who else is mafia and the other powers and stuff?

They know who else is Mafia, they know the name of their roles, but that's it.

[Strife26]

And their own powers of course.
It'd be funny if the mafia scum didn't know what they could do.


You think that I'm the enemy? Scum. I shall not accuse you. Yet . . .

[inaluct]

I'm very satisfied with this, because I was planning on giving webadict shit on the grounds that I didn't think he would pick anything pro-towny.

Also, I am pro-town, in case anyone got some sort of lie detector.

[Mephansteras]

Well, that was interesting.

Ok, then, I'll vote for webadict. Very nice play, by the way. I can only hope that it tells the truth.

[JoshuaFH]

HA! Webadict!

Alright, time to let everyone know what my power is and how incredibly gamebreaking it is:

I'm David Burn, famous Australian playwright. My power is that, once per day, I can reveal the alignment of any player to the entire playerbase.

I want protection from any nightkills by any doctor/protector type role, so that I can continue to work for the town.

Sorry to single you out WA, but I know firsthand how formidable an opponent you are, so disabling you is the very first thing on my list of things to do.

[Karlito]

Wow that's cool.  Webadict it is then. 

I am not mafia.

[Dwarmin]

See you in Hell Webadict

Good work chaoticjosh! Without your help we would be reduced to lynching lurkers.

[Nabic]

I am a pro-town.

I vote Webadict, but I want to see what he has to say about this.

I want to know if he'll claim he has a different role.

For all we know, josh could just have actors, who act whatever josh tells them to.


Also, Strife has made 3 posts without stating any town-allignedness.

[Zai]

All right then. That was hilarious, Josh.

I unvote Strife (for now, at least) and vote webadict.

[webadict]

HA! Webadict!

Alright, time to let everyone know what my power is and how incredibly gamebreaking it is:

I'm David Burn, famous Australian playwright. My power is that, once per day, I can reveal the alignment of any player to the entire playerbase.

I want protection from any nightkills by any doctor/protector type role, so that I can continue to work for the town.

Sorry to single you out WA, but I know firsthand how formidable an opponent you are, so disabling you is the very first thing on my list of things to do.

Aw, c'mon!

I'm a One-Eyed, One-Legged, One-Armed Texan Ninja Pirate who Cheats at Poker! And I'm also a Zombie!

I'll give it to you guys straight. If there's anyone that can change my alignment, I'd really appreciate it. I'm technically Mafia, but all I need to do is stay alive until the end of the game, regardless of team, and make $20. I don't even have to kill to make money!

This is because I chose you in Paranormal, isn't it?

[JoshuaFH]

Of course not WA, I had planned to use my power on you before the game even started, because, once again, leaving you to your own devices is a deadly game to play.

[Zai]

I'm a One-Eyed, One-Legged, One-Armed Texan Ninja Pirate who Cheats at Poker! And I'm also a Zombie!

Ah, darn. You just reminded me of a better role than the one I have.

If someone actually has the ability to change alignment and uses it on you before the day is over, I'll unvote you.

[webadict]

I call shenanigans on the game!

SHENANIGANS!

Lame. Oh well. Lynch me if you wanna. There's a reason I'm a zombie.

[Pandarsenic]

Actually, people, keep in mind, "David Burns" may be any of a number of things, such as:

1) A character of either alignment capable of making someone appear as a role of his choice or the opposite role
2) A character of either alignment who is forced to make someone appear as a role of opposite alignment, without KNOWING he does so
3) Any sort of scum with a triggers-on-death power

Don't jump to conclusions, we have NO IDEA what could be happening in this game.

[JoshuaFH]

WA himself has already admitted to being scum, so I don't see the point in your speculation.