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[Rilder]

The ability to go into a non-corporeal form at will.

[Yanlin]

0/0 is a real mystery.

[JoshuaFH]

You guys can continue come up with bad megaman villains.

What the world really needs is the TRUTH PIMP! He can pimp slap people to make them tell to the truth.

He's always keepin' his pimp hand strong.

[Sowelu]

I thought you were referring to superpowers as in super countries like USA and the former USSR.

Me too

[Puck]

I can totally see a taco delivery guy stumbling into a lab accident, therefore creating who -or should i rather say what- will from then on be known to mankind as "the Flatulent Fiend".

Able to propel himself forward faster than a speeding bullet, to jump over tall buildings in a single fart and all the while stinking more than the burnt brake pads of a freight train, even without the need to digest any dairy products.

However, a healthy way of life still may be his kryptonite. And somehow I'm having trouble picturing the intro of the cartoon. It probably aint pretty.

[mainiac]

I want to superpower to see Gaussian surfaces with regards to electricity, matter, energy, heat, etc.

[Errol]

The power to slap people over the internet. Full stop.

[chaoticag]

The power to slap people over the internet. Full stop.

Actually, the power to kick people over the internet in the nuts sounds more appealing.

[Duke 2.0]

The power to slap people over the internet. Full stop.

Actually, the power to kick people over the internet in the nuts sounds more appealing.

If you merge the powers of the guy who can slap people over the internet and the Truth Pimp, you might have the perfect duo.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

The power to become an ethereal rock god, and rock those supervillains so hard they explode.

[Cthulhu]

The power to become an ethereal rock god, and rock those supervillains so hard they explode.

Spoiler:  Already exists.  Val Hallen from Justice Friends, the Dexter's Laboratory short (click to show/hide)

Anyway, Bloodman.  He shoots blood out of his wrists, and flies by spraying blood at high pressure from his feet.  It's so gross no one would want to fight him.

[chaoticag]

Actually, I have a friend that seems to like gratuitous violence and blood and gore. I don't know how far that limit stretches, but she would find Bloodman mild.

[Yanlin]

The power to sit through my history class without throwing a tantrum.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

The power to become an ethereal rock god, and rock those supervillains so hard they explode.

Spoiler:  Already exists.  Val Hallen from Justice Friends, the Dexter's Laboratory short (click to show/hide)

That's rockin'

[viskaslietuvai]

From my list of three wishes: (one is a potential superpower, the other is not really, and I always leave number three open so I can be adaptable.)
1. Any spider that five feet away or less of my person would turn to dust. (I'm arachnophobic)
2. I would have a bank account held in a bank that exists only on paper that would have a billion american dollars ($1,000,000,000) and this sum would reset every twenty four hours to that value. It would be accessible by debit card that is usable from any ATM or point of sale machine, and this card would be in my right palm every morning at 7 AM to prevent loss or theft. I've spent some time on this.
Maybe that's not really a super power, but it's damn close. Power of money. For those that think that this is remarkably selfish, I could debate, but I don't want to completely derail the thread.