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[Akroma]

I call intelectuals

[Servant Corps]

I'm going to die. There are 4 rebels versus 4 soliders, and everybody hates me. I just killed Luke and Xiemia Ruiz for protesting against my regime.

Yeah, restarting would be better, but I have a twisted sense to figure out what will happen next.

[mainiac]

I call shooting range target (capitalist).

Look, glorious leaduh of socialism or whadevuh ya commies is callin' ya-selvs.  Ya been approchin' dis whole corruptin' thing all sideways.  Ain't nobody neva told ya?  Can't squeeze wadduh from a stone!  Ditch that small time crap you been pullin' over at the buildin' site.  What's that gettin' ya besides pocket change an' an ulcer?  Keep ya nose clean for now, then ya can start buildin' this place up proper like.  I'll be blunt wit ya.  Ya can't be stealin', pardon mah french, 'less they's act'ly summit worth stealin', kapiche? 

Keep ya nose clean fer a few, stop killin' people an' makin' a mess and ya can sort this place out into a real money makin' joint.  That's what ya needin' here.

One las' thing I gotta tell ya.  If'n ya wanna move some "personal heirlooms" offshore or whadevuh, ya need ta be talkin' to some friends of mine in the bankin' trade.  We can sort ya out real nice.

[Servant Corps]

I just was able to afford a bank right now, Shooting Range Target, and hired three off-shore bankers. If I'm going for an early retirement, I better start doing so now.

The USSR hates my guts, by the way. I'm too unfriendly with the Commies, because I decided that, since I'm already doomed, I might as well keep everybody wages' down to 1 Dollar, except for a few key players such as Bankers and the Military. My history still means I have a close relationship.

Oh yeah. By the way, I can't actually, um...demolish the Embassy. The Soviet Union stated that they wanted me to fly the Soviet Flag on the Embassy or they'll stop giving me $1000/year for their military. So, the Embassy is still there.

[mainiac]

No disrespect, but ya might want to think less like a lowlife and more like an invest-uh.  Aquirin' yaself wealth hasty an' all is a bad move in my book.  Ya gotta take it slow so ya look like a pillah of the community an' whatnot.  Can't acquire yaself nothin' if they run ya outta town.

[Servant Corps]

Military Coup In Progress. 2 for the regime, 3 against. Those 2 got quickly killed. The Socialist Experiment is over.

...I knew I should have hired some Police Officers to arrest the military officers...

EDIT: "Leaders are apperciated for their greatness after their death. Wait, there's water in our boat! How far is it to Flordia?"

LOL.

Yeah, I'm starting a new game.

[Akroma]

calling intelectual leader in the new game

build me a fucking theatre

[Strife26]

"HIcc"
In heaven tear ish no beer, dats why we're drinting it here cuz wen we're goin from here

*Passes out*

[Okenido]

I'm still communist.

You should of listened to our comrades!

[Servant Corps]

I'm still interested in doing the North Korea Strategy, but it seems I need to be more careful in how I construct my dictator. Changing the difficulty setting to be more easier might help as well.

I've been looking at creating Tropico: Drug Wars though, and see that it is a bit more complex than I thought, so, I won't resurrect this thread for a while.

[mainiac]

Bullet magnet!