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Author Topic: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.  (Read 5429 times)

Akroma

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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2009, 06:26:47 am »

nah, I didn't diagnose that, I just read up on his views on female homosexuality, and this is the tl;dr version


but hey, if this is what he thinks I am, then he can go and suck on my meta-balls
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2009, 06:41:02 am »

He's 105.

Somehow I just noticed this.  Freud was born in 1856, ergo he's 153.  Quite off.

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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2009, 06:45:42 am »

indeed.  ::)
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2009, 07:55:12 am »

This thread is interesting.

Though disconcerting.
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2009, 08:30:56 am »

He's 105.

Somehow I just noticed this.  Freud was born in 1856, ergo he's 153.  Quite off.

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Damnit. I can't even trust the radio?!

I'll fix this now! I bet it isn't even his birthday!
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2009, 10:09:55 am »

Yeah, I wonder what he was like as a child...
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« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2009, 10:14:30 am »

Yeah, I wonder what he was like as a child...
Lol, it's pretty obvious what his fetishes as a child were.
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2009, 10:16:28 am »

Erm, feet? :D
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2009, 11:48:22 am »

EVERYTHING.
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2009, 12:00:29 pm »

Erm, feet? :D
the feet of his parents, most likely
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 01:39:39 pm »

I wonder what Freud would say about venus envy.  Basically, you've got a man who feels like he should be a woman and therefore is incomplete.  But Freud tells us that all women feel incomplete because they suffer from penis envy.  So doesn't that mean the man really is desiring to be what he already is?  But not only that, he seems to desire to have an unfulfilled desire (an unfulfillable desire if I ever heard one!)  So he wants to be a woman but want to not be a woman.  But if we go with this, the woman he is desiring to be would still desire to have that unfulfilled desire, so she would not be desiring to be a man, but desiring to be a man desiring to be a woman.  And not only that but a man desiring to be a woman desiring to be a man and so forth to infinite recursion.
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2009, 02:10:09 pm »

maybe it means the man just wants an even bigger dick ?
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2009, 04:54:56 pm »

Its not the size that matters, its what its an innuendo for that counts.
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2009, 05:26:41 pm »

It's your mom that counts!
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Re: It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today.
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2009, 09:17:09 pm »

This thread is interesting.

Though disconcerting.

Yes, this thread is intercoursing...I mean, interesting.
I don't put much stock in Freud's ideas. He is to psychology what the first car was to the auto industry: a clunky, flawed prototype. That being said, he does have a few interesting things to say about humor and laughter. Many of these ideas don't even involve penises.
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