New Calender, Day one GRDM (Glorious Reign of the Dungeon Master)
I think back to those many months ago when the king called me to a secret meeting.
"Dungeon Master, I can feel my end coming nearer, I now appoint you as my regent and heir."
Short and to the point was our king. Fortunately I had the foresight tot demand it in writing.
And it completely unrelated that I'm good with forgery.
I can no longer takes these buffoons bumbling about, this fortress is a mess! I will not fail you my king.
A undetermined amount of time later:
I have tried to increase the efficiency of this place, as I always told fluffy before the unfortunate...incident with the bottomless pit: "Efficiency! Efficiency! Efficiency! Thatr is the key to succesful deathtraps!" So I enlarged the wood stockpile, began construction on a undergorund surface crop farm plot for sunberries and ordered mass cloak production!
So I ordered a grand staircase built in the covenient huge hole in the ground. Also half the dwarves say their 'pioneers' renamed most of them to the peasants they are. Realizing that the dwarves will eventually get sick of eating plump helmets only I ordered most of our animal population slaughtered and began a grand project to wall of the brook fomr the outside world.
Fearing a resurgence of the demons fomr the glowing pits I set up orders to have them flooded, I'd like to see them get to me from solid obsidian! In that note I began the basic foundation for a grand obsidian farming project in that convenient hole in the ground.
A undetermined amount of time later:
A dwarven caravan has arrived! ...along with two goblin ambushes... unfortuantely the military seems to be ignoring my orders... most of the caravan was slaughtered and the rest are fleeing, cowards.
A undetermined amount of time later:
Time feels...slow for some reason, also the strangew though '15 fps' keeps flashing through my mind. It's feels as if it's been winter forever!
A undetermined amount of time later:
A elven caravan has arrived!...no sunberrries unfortunately
They may live...for now.
They did bring a neat grizzly bear though
. Also a goblin siege arrived shortly after their arrival. Coincidence? I think not, damn elves. Fortunately our traps dealt easily with the goblin menace, though this siege has made me aware of my own mortality, and so to immortilze me after death I ordered a adamantium coffin made.
A undetermined amount of time later:
I've had enough of this place, half the dwarves go on break the other half get's items, no work gets done! I'm going to retreat to my (as of yet incomplete) qaurters with my cloak collection and wait out the fortress's destruction.
A few notes to my succesor on what I would do if I it was still my turn:
Keeps those levers of fun walled up, I don't trust them.
Finish the great staircase.
Complete the obsidian farm, possibly using raw adamantine for mechanisms?
Finish walling off and roofing over the entire brook.
Make a hospital opposite the well (i.e. unassigned beds)Build upwards on the skull tower thingy.
Finish roofing over great staircase on trade depot level.
Get some sunberries for sunshine
Finish the planter qaurters at farm plots and fisher qaurters at brook, also my qaurters.
Complete cremation chamber and drain for obsidian farming project.
Make cloaks!
Don't cancel my designations. Especially the channel from the brook to fill the reservoir for the well.Make a fire starter with that captured fire imp.