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[Marko]

I'm in!

[[deleted]]

It's not my turn, but...

Oh

my

GOD.

WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?

THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY BOOZE.

Expect this place to be whipped into shape by the 13th.

[filiusenox]

The one thats not being used now.I like mass labor.

[nahkh]

Hmm, there was plenty of booze and food after my turn. Plenty I tell you.
Also, I took some pretty pictures in 3Dwarf Visualizer.



EDIT:
Sure think Marko, which day do you want? The next available?

[ArkDelgato]

ha ha ha!
MY WINDOWS HATH MARRED YOUR SKULL.
ALSO HE HAS A HAT.
US ARTLESS PHILISTINES CARE NOT ABOUT THIS THING YOU CALL YOUR MAGNUM OPUS!

Also, if there is no booze there still is 300 odd something plump helmuts. So do what you will.
_{and wall up my windows if you have to
but the skull keeps the hat.}
And I never realized that it was a skull lol.

[Skid]

And now I went and installed fortifications in random places on it. You really should warn us about this stuff beforehand.    I suppose the only reason my dwarf wasn't mauled for doing it is because yours has been sick in bed with a broken brain since the beginning of my turn...

I've cured the booze problem, sort of.  Took me months to get a brewer who would stay sane and stop growing tentacles.

[ArkDelgato]

sick in bed with a broken brain

Oh hell how did I manage to do that.
Like seriously, he was set to full time book keeping. War was NOWHERE near him.
Damn the pitchblende kitchens!

EDIT: oh lord he actually hit legendary bookkeeping and ran up into a marksgoblin. That would explain that. But brain? In my uploaded file he had a red brain, but just that! Also, Props for making the Skull/my guys room into a military complex. It is soon to be the most bitching skull ever.

[nahkh]

He had a stroke when he saw what you visigoths had done to the skull.

Ark, didn't it occur to you to wonder why there was a weird mass of smoothed rock directly above the entrance? Guess not.
Skid, it's ok, by your turn it was hardly recognizable as a skull without the visualizer.

Keep making it awesome, guys.

[ArkDelgato]

I thought the smooth stone was just that - smooth stone.
I never thought twice about it being a carving or something.
Whoops

[Labs]

Hey, im gonna have to back out on my turn. Give the 15th to someone else.

[Skid]

File uploaded.  Best of fun to the next overseer.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=1016

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The journal of Litast 'Skid' Amrith, found scattered across the floor of his office.

18th Granite, 103.

Why I got handed the job of deciding the outcome of this fortress I'll never know, but Ark threw the deed to the place at my head as I passed him in the hall today so I suppose I'll get on with it.  First thing to do is cheer all these dwarves up so there aren't any real mental breakdowns.

19th Granite.

Scratch that.  The cook just went mad, so did that peasant. I'll make some booze and see if that helps calm anybody down. All these bodies must be buried too. I really never figured out the defensive system around here, seems more than a little haphazard and provides too many chances of getting knocked off of cliffs. I'll add a few more fortifications, that will protect any marksdwarves we can come up with at least.

21 Granite.

A Kobold and goblin snacher bumped into each other while entering the fortress.  Made a racket which attracted a few dogs which chased them off. Farmer went mad.  Booze making is left to the planter Nish.

3rd Slate.

Migrants arrived, will begin industrial scale processing of adamantine strands with these. Nice to see some sane people around for a change.  Many have been assigned Wood burning, strand extraction, and furnace operating and have been designated as "Firedwarves" I have designated a new hall to be dug out for this processing to take place.  Hypothetically it should be shaped like a scorpion if anyone was able to view it from outside.

6th Slate.

The farmer just threw themselves down the well. A trapper just threw down his tools and posessed a craft workshop. Everybody is throwing tantrums.

14th Slate. 

Vucar actually did fairly well, they turned out a native aluminum bracelet that must be worth at least as much as the rest of our fortress combined.  They have therefor been promoted to legendary stonecrafter.

22nd Felsite.

Finally! Drink!

25th Hematite.

Some fool knocked down the bridge and we've finally begun processing adamantine into wafers. Too much of a hangover to write.

19th Malachite.

Manufacturing barrels and bins to bring some order to this chaotic stockpile system. The lever in the middle of the main hallway connects to the main bridge.

27th Malachite.

More migrants. This puts us at 42 citizens total.

25th Galena

Topped 400000☼ fortress wealth.

11th Limestone.

A peasant just rushed past me with three logs and seized a craftdwarf's shop.  Nothing worthwhile came of it. Some sort of crown or something.

24th Limestone.

Traders arrived. We traded them some stone trinkets and old clothes while their guards slaughtered a squad of goblins. In return we got some  metal bars, all kinds of meat, some more booze, thread, and various other objects that caught my eye. Am creating more storage space for food.

12th Timber.

Starting to dig myself a tomb befitting of my status.  Surely some of that aluminum can be spared...

23rd Timber.

Our Trader is out in the fields running around and screaming something about an ambush.  I'll head down for a quick drink and then go see what that's all about.

The carpenters squad quickly dealt with that threat. One bisected goblin and the rest wisely retreated.

9th Moonstone

Metalcrafter Atis Kokebiton taken with fey mood.  Hauling adamantine to his forge as I write this.

17th Moonstone.

Atis finally finished his work today and staggered out of his workshop clutching 'Notchroared The Speechless Glacier', an adamantine chain worth 1447200☼.  Truely this is dwarven metalcraft that I shall install in the center of my tomb.

I think I'll take Ark off of metalcrafting duty and have him focus purely on the working of weapons and armor.

5th Obsidian

This is a sad day.  Our king is dead. He will be deeply... oh who am I kidding.  We can finally clean out his rooms and use them for something more useful than storing his old bag of bones.  Must go now. Ceremonies to attend and toasts to drink. 

9th Obsidian.

100th wafer of adamantine stockpiled.  More will have to wait until we work up the nerve to dig deeper into the heart of the vein. Will turn to processing iron to train up Ark's weaponsmithing skill.

26th Granite.

Elven traders arrived just in time to meet a troops of goblin ambushers.  Our trader came flying in from the hills somewhere again, reprting about a carpenter dying and a squad of axegoblins.  We have sealed ourselves off from the world.

3rd Felsite.

We're still trapped in here, I don't know for how much longer.  Nobody actually seems willing to lead an assault against the goblins, and I'm not militarily minded enough to do so.  I'm therefor turning power over to the next person who walks through my office door and survives the head trauma. Besides, I've got better stuff to do.

*Remains of papers are covered in random scribblings and blueprints of "secret project"*

[Marko]

hey sign me up for day 13 if it's still open.

[Da King]

Got the save, getting started.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Diary of "Da King" 5th of Felsite, 104
Plenty of everything here, no military though, just a couple of Unmanned siege weapons. "Skid" is possesed at the moment. Hope he pulss out of it. What the heck is a FireDwarf?

Diary of "Da King" 6th of Felsite, 104
Are there ANY stockpiles inside the fort? Half the workshops are cluttered.

Diary of "Da King" 7th of Felsite, 104
Skid began building something. That's a relief.

Diary of "Da King" 9th of Felsite, 104
Skid made a hatch cover. I have begun plans to make a drowning trap for the goblins outside.

Diary of "Da King" 14th of Felsite, 104
Hey! a mysterious chamber! O GOD THE TENTACL

Lost the fort in under 10 minutes. Will try again.

[ArkDelgato]

How did the king die this time?
Old age?
Elves?

[Ryalseth]

Oh good god. I've never played a bloodline fort before, but this one looks like a lot of !!fun!!. I'll take the 15th and try not to flood the fort with demons too much.