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Author Topic: Slightly different swine flu thread  (Read 3431 times)

Jackrabbit

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Slightly different swine flu thread
« on: May 05, 2009, 05:48:14 am »
ZOMBIES!

Yes, zombies. As this site says, the virus has the ability to restart the heart for up to two hours after death.

I say bullshit, as do several other websites, for various reasons but it's still a topic worthy of discussion.
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 06:09:00 am »
Bullshit.
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 06:21:22 am »
Great steaming piles of it. Still, if a person was brought back to life after death, it would probably be traumatic enough to warrant lashing out.
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 06:53:15 am »
I'd like to come back after I die. You'd have zombie super powers, i'd be like a boomer.
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 06:53:28 am »
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2009, 02:34:37 pm »
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2009, 02:53:52 pm »
Quote from: Nilocy on May 05, 2009, 06:53:15 am
I'd like to come back after I die. You'd have zombie super powers, i'd be like a boomer.
Bluuurgh.
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 03:54:59 pm »
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If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.

Funny stuff.  :D
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2009, 04:08:40 pm »
Finally, the zombie survival topic is worth reading now.
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"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 06:26:20 pm »
Hopefully this thing won't be a disappointment as the bird flu was, some depopulation would be in order.
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 06:28:46 pm »
It is GODS WILL that this virus be stretched to EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE!

Death comes to all who do not believe!

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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2009, 06:32:01 pm »
Last time I checked, my globe had no corners.
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2009, 07:03:30 pm »
If your globe has corners, the virus clearly has caused you to go into a hallucinogenic state.  Don't imagine spiders on your face, whatever you do.
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2009, 07:09:05 pm »
OH FUCK THE SPIDERS
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Re: Slightly different swine flu thread
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2009, 07:09:46 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on May 05, 2009, 07:03:30 pm
If your globe has corners, the virus clearly has caused you to go into a hallucinogenic state.  Don't imagine spiders on your face, whatever you do.
Clearly you have all been infected and it's messing with your memory.  The earth is flat, dude.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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