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[WorkerDrone]

Yeah I was referring to the accent. Yeah, I knew that one could have been turned on me, but once again by Emperor in a all but polite way. Not that I was really trying to make a point.

Also, who else here is from California? Neh?

WHO ELSE IS FROM THE HOT STATE OF HOTNESS?

YEAH.

[Aqizzar]

You call that hot?  Come to Texas.

120 degrees in the shade.  At night.
80,000% humidity and nothing but leather chairs.
Wind from every direction at once, so you get cotton, diesel exhaust, sawdust, and cow farts.
And summer hail storms.  Giant skull and window smashing chunks of ice fall out of the blistering hot sky.

[WorkerDrone]

Yeah?

Well.

Damn, at least you don't live in Utah.

[JoshuaFH]

Makes me glad to live in Michigan, where the Great Lakes guarantee that the weather is almost always hospitable, and only prone to fluctuating between rain storms and sunshine every now and again.

The mosquitos are hell and a half though.

[Aqizzar]

Did I mention that the sky turns green right before hailstorms?  The sky turns green right before hailstorms.

Imagine living in a place where, in the same day, you can experience a combination of direct sunlight and humidity to create a Heat Index around the melting point of lead, and then the sky turns green as blocks of ice big as fruit and hard as concrete ruin all your outdoor shit.

I can't decide if Texas is closer to an alien planet, or a baroque interpretation of Purgatory.

[Siquo]

It's purgatory. Just Punishment for being a Texan.

[JoshuaFH]

I hate to tell you this Aqizzar, but you're actually dead. Everyone on this forum is actually a spirit to help you cope with the afterlife. Sorry, but you were gonna find out eventually.

[Jackrabbit]

Dammit, three more days and we would have broken our record for keeping a deceaced soul in the dark. What the hell man?

Alright, who's next, now that Josh screwed up this one

[Aqizzar]

It's purgatory. Just Punishment for being a Texan.

It's like a bizarre form of Original Sin.  I'm serving time in Purgatory for being in Purgatory.

Franz Kafka would've made a great Texan.

[chaoticag]

Funny story there... the chef at a restaurant I worked at once was an aussie.  And I hated that dick.  He once told me I was carry an empty bin wrong.  I mean... heeelloooo, it's an empty bin.  Not much room for criticism there unless I somehow kill a child in the process.  So this guy is the only experience I have had with aussies leading me to hate the lot of them.  I reduce them to silly stereotypes on the internet to get revenge.  It's a small revenge, but it gradually adds up over time.

It's a bit of a stretch but:

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[Eagle]

You call that hot?  Come to Texas.

120 degrees in the shade.  At night.
80,000% humidity and nothing but leather chairs.
Wind from every direction at once, so you get cotton, diesel exhaust, sawdust, and cow farts.
And summer hail storms.  Giant skull and window smashing chunks of ice fall out of the blistering hot sky.

At least yalls weather is interesting. We just have heat and humidity down here in Houston. Also, i have to spend an hour or so a day in the school bus. NO AC GODSDAMMIT ASDLFKJRFJ:SDFH:SKLDFJ:LSKDF.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Just to show how shitty our mountains are.

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Say HI to AUSTRALIA'S LARGEST MOUNTAIN

[Jackrabbit]

Oh well, you have a large rock! Yay for you!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

This is great though:

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[JoshuaFH]

How do things like that get made anyhow? Seems almost unnatural.