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[Heron TSG]

Beat mount Dominion, fiends!

[Jackrabbit]

New Zealand wins

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Every time.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

That's one thing Australia lacks.

Good mountains :<

[Jackrabbit]

First thing I thought when I moved here.

"mountains? Those are large hills!"

[mainiac]

New Zealand wins

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Every time.

Crickey, she's a beaut!

[WorkerDrone]

That's Australia dude.

Oh and-

CALIFORNIA. IT IS HOT.
YEAH.

[Jackrabbit]

No, I think you'll find thats New Zealand

[Emperor_Jonathan]

How the shit did you get Australia from that? Our biggest 'mountain' doesn't even compare to that.

[mainiac]

He was referring to my aussie accent.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

And it's an accent that no Australian uses.

[mainiac]

Funny story there... the chef at a restaurant I worked at once was an aussie.  And I hated that dick.  He once told me I was carry an empty bin wrong.  I mean... heeelloooo, it's an empty bin.  Not much room for criticism there unless I somehow kill a child in the process.  So this guy is the only experience I have had with aussies leading me to hate the lot of them.  I reduce them to silly stereotypes on the internet to get revenge.  It's a small revenge, but it gradually adds up over time.

[Jackrabbit]

Funny story there... the chef at a restaurant I worked at once was an aussie.  And I hated that dick.  He once told me I was carry an empty bin wrong.  I mean... heeelloooo, it's an empty bin.  Not much room for criticism there unless I somehow kill a child in the process.  So this guy is the only experience I have had with aussies leading me to hate the lot of them.  I reduce them to silly stereotypes on the internet to get revenge.  It's a small revenge, but it gradually adds up over time.

Maybe the previous worker killed a small child and it haunts him, causing him to be extremely careful with later workers. I bet you'd feel like a jerk then. Man, what a jerk you'd be if that was the case jerk.

 

[Cheeetar]

Idiots come in all shapes and sizes, maniac.

[Siquo]

Yeah, but they're mostly from <insert your neighbouring country here>.

[Jackrabbit]

Theres this great joke about how God created the world to be equal. I can't remember, but the idea is that New Zealand is a country of wonders, that will benefit the world in a myriad of way and to balance it out, God gave us Australia.

It's funnier in the original text