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[Luke_Prowler]

Because of the wave (a small wave, but a wave none the less) of LPs as of late, i decided to hop on(off?) the bandwagon and start my own. I picked AoS because I like the soul system over CotM's card system. Well then...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Resident Ev...oh, wrong game

I started a game already, so I'm not completely lost.

If you want to suggest a name, do it now.

Up next: Man in the Moon

[JoshuaFH]

Third LP started today!

The name I suggest is:

Pudwig

This looks to be interesting, believe it or not.

[Lear]

Love this game. Took me forever to get all the souls and 100% the map. Still have to tackle Julius mode though.

[Luke_Prowler]

well then, lets start this shin dig.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The name's Pudwig, Soma Pudwig



Big huge wall of text. All you need to know is that
1) Soma Cruz = Good Guy
2) Mina Hakuba = Love interest
3) Solar Eclipse
4) Evil things happening

Oh crap, flying castle. Where's catapult turtle when you need it?

"Uh god, what happened? That's it, no more sake before a solar eclipse"

"Hey babe, want to see where else I got white hair?"
Script:
SC: "Where am I...?"
SC: "WHOA! What...happened?" (you woke up next to a chick, you idiot)

"Are you a dude or a girl?"
?: "Stick to the script"
"Oh, right"
Script:
SC: "Huh? Who are the heck are you"
MH: "It OK, Soma. His name is Genya Arikado...(oh, it's a guy)
GA: "Skip the introductions. I have a few questions, and I need answers now."
SC: "Go...go ahead
GA: "Why have you come here?"
SC: "Why? Well, Mina and I...Hang on, where are we?" (Jeez, you're oblivious. Can't you see the background?)
GA: "We're in Dracula's Castle" (DUN DUN DUN!)
SC: "Huh? Dracula's Castle? Are you telling me we are in Eruope?" (if the answer isn't anything but "Bull shit" then you know you're playing castlevania.)
GA: "No, we're inside the solar eclipse." (dun dun dun?)
SC: "Inside the eclipse?! You're insane! Do you think I'm a fool?!" (Yet you believed him when he said you were in Dracula's castle)
MH: "Soma! Listen to him, he's telling the truth!"
SC: "What the heck are you talking about? Give me an explanation!" (It's a video game, it's OK to say hell)
GA: "Well, it's like this...huh?! An enemy!" (you're just trying to avoid the question)

Cue monsters

Monsters exit stage left

"Ya, I'm going to fight a winged skeleton with a pocket knife"
Script:
SC: "Yaaaaaaaah! Go back to where you came form (Rent-a-mook?)

Pocket knife of death, bitch

Better explain the soul train system: each monster has a soul, and there is a chance that you can get it when you kill them. red souls are special attacks, blue are utility, and yellow are passive. Red and blue use up magic, but are worth it (until I get a better weapon, at least)
Script:
SC: "Wha...what was that thing?"
GA: "So it has awakened (nothing ever good ever came out of that line)"
SC: "What? What has?"
GA: "The spirit of the creature you killed has entered you body" (kinky)
"You have the power to absorb the abilities of the monsters you kill"
SC: "Wh...why...why would i have that power...?"
GA: "You gained the power. Now you go to the Master's chamber" (nothing good ever came out of that line either)
SC: "For what reason?"
GA: "Do you not wish to return with your firend to your own world?"
SC: "Of course I want to go back"
GA: "Go to the Master's chamber. Then, you will understand everything"
SC: "But I can't just leave mina here like this."
GA: "No need to worry about her. I'll put up a protective barrier" (Riiiiiight)
"But death will most curtainly find those who stay here too long" (He has a part time job here)
SC: "The...then I..."
GA: "Yes. Only you can save her from a painful death" (and stop forest fires)
SC: "And you, what will you do?"
GA: "I, too, have things I must do within these castles" (Find your manhood?)
"Go. Set forth! Both your own life and hers are at stake."
End Scene
Ugh. Don't worry, the rest of the scenes won't be nearly this long (I hope).
My stats:

Up next: Zombies Gone Wild

[Luke_Prowler]

I should post more often...

anyway...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Last time, we had a nice chat with Genya Arikado. Now it's time to actually kill something. Lets kick some undead ass!

Oops, wrong slide.

The first hallway is full of zombies. Not a big threat, but they have a very useful soul.

Like any other soul, a hard to get one

A really hard to get one. Notice the unaccessable platforms.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH. I WANT YOUR SOOOOUUUUL!

Well, that works.

"You know what? Screw this. Eat spear, ugly"

One tradition of Castlevania is the hiding of shiny objects in random places. The heart system was taken out, but there's plenty of thing to throw here. The money can be used to buy cool stuff, but not now

"Goddamned bats!"

I guess I forgot gray souls. They're like special abillities that you can use at anytime. Backdash is good if you don't want to get you brain bashed in.

Ugh, lets get out of here. I'm having Legend of Zelda flashbacks.

Save Spot! Yay!

Well, if i ever have to put out a bush fire, I know what to use.

That little monster is a Tiny Devil. Cute, isn't it?

He didn't make it. Also, I got a new weapon

HA!

"I'm king of the that is the ugliest fish I've ever seen"

"I love cruise food"

"Timmy! Are you down there!?"

Skeleton are really common in these games.

That's using your head! (*murdered*)

...I...don't know what to say...

I hate armors. And becuase lightning element attack are rare, they're going to be a pain in the ass for a long time.

And so we begin our decend into hell.

"*Girly Scream*"

At least it's not a shark

Well that didn't work.

Swing and a miss.

Not so tough now, punk. Nothing can stand up to spear spam. Now then, onward!

Up next: Who you going to call?

[Duke 2.0]

 LoZ flashbacks? that is clearly a metroid flashback right there.

[Luke_Prowler]

LoZ flashbacks? that is clearly a metroid flashback right there.

>_> well that too

[Luke_Prowler]

I've beat the game earlier, but then I tried boss rush and lost the game. now, before the mass lynch...

Spoiler: Episode 3: It's a bird, a plane, it's Flying Amor! (click to show/hide)

After killing the giant skeleton, amd a stop at a save point...

That green monster on the left is a peeping eye. It's soul detects hidden rooms, but I won't need it considering I'm not going for 100% completion.

Of course, there always the always trusted method of attacking every wall in sight.

ooh, a mind up.

Oh god, they multiply!

"Well looky here"

Well this will be useful
[walking sequence]

"Miss!"
Is it just me, or does the moon keep changing in color and size?

Eat death, crow!

Runawayrunawayrunawayrunaway

"Take one"

*jumping noise*

Nope

"Take two"

Lets try this again.

 

"*girly scream*"

"*more girly screaming*"

I killed an undead dragon! Wait...how does that work? Did I like, unkill it? rekilled it?

"You call that a knife? I'll show you a knife"

"ohcrapohcrapohcrap"

Oh thank god, armor!

Thanks to the way that Castlevania maps are, you can only get someplaces by visiting later.

"*even more girly screaming*" (oh hey, a scarf)

"Now they have swords..."
I'm getting that LoZ feeling again...

"Rock Armor smash!"

"Soma smashs harder!"

"Dang, of all days to leave my morph ball upgrade at home"

Part 2 coming soon

[Dragooble]

this lp actually got me to start my own game on this game. i await seeing how you fare against the big bad's minions.

[Luke_Prowler]

Now for part 2.

Spoiler: Episode 3 Part 2: Evil Spirits are hazardous to your health (click to show/hide)

We are about half way to the second boss of the game, not including sidetracts

Crap, which way to go.

Time to check my handy map here
[Walking Sequence]

Now they spit fire!?

Thats a potion to the right, a live grenade to the left. Total worth it.

They really should call someone about the flood damage.

Cha-ching!

My, what a nice looking fellow. Don't see too many pimp suits out side of a GTA game.
?: "Where you the one Screaming like a little girl a few minutes ago"
"...no"
Script:
SC: "Uh, h-hello. Y-You're human, arn't you?" (Perfectly valid question)
Graham Jones: "Relax. My name is Graham. Let's just say...I'm a missionary" (That must mean he's a good guy)
SC: "Oh...I'm...Soma, Soma Cruz" (but my friends call me Pudwig)
GJ: "You weren't here in the shrine before, were you? How did you get here"
SC: "I'm not sure. I went through the shrine gate...and BOOM I was here." (and the dirt was gone)
GJ: "I see..."
SC: "Uh, can I ask you a question?" ("Where is the bathroom in this place?")
GJ "Go ahead, I don't mind" ("Down the left, third door past the cosmic horror")
SC: "Is it true that this is Dracula's castle?" (Becuase the hallways full of monsters wasn't proof enough)
GJ: "It most certainly is"
SC: "But isn't Dracula's castle in Europe somewhere" (Oh shit, plothole)
GJ: "In theroy, yes. But his TRUE castle exists somewhere else"
SC: "His true castle?"
GJ: "Yes. It's a well known fact in the underworld. Do you believe in vampires?" (Kinda hard not to at this point)
SC: "Well, uh, no. I thought the story of Dracula was made up, actually" (Not so much now)
GJ "No, it's all true. It was leaked to the outside world. Usually, the church handles these things with utmost secrecy..." (They dropped the ball on this one)
"Over the course of time, Dracula has been resurrected many times...When people lost faith...and craved chaos and destruction" (Becuase men are a miserable pile of secrets)
SC: "So...are you trying to telling me Dracula has been resurrected?"
GJ: "No. Dracula perished in 1999" (Wait, what?!)
"You know the prophecy of 1999, don't you?" (You mean Y2K?)
SC: "Nostradamus' great prophecy...?" (who?)
GJ: "That's right. Dracula was resurrected exactly as predicted. But vampire hunters destroyed him completely" (Go Belmonts!)
"They ended his regeneration cycle by sealing his castle...the symbol of his demonic power, inside the darkness of an eclipse" (and it all falls into place)
SC: And that eclipse is where we are now...?
GJ: Yes. but there's more to the story... (*groan*)
SC "There's more?" (and I'm already getting a cramp in my fingers)
GJ:" 'In the year 2035, a new master will come to the castle, an he...will inherit ALL of Dracula's powers.' "
SC "But that's...!"
GJ: "Yes, that time is now. I must be going. Is there nothing else, then?"
SC: "Oh, yes. Thank you"
GJ: "Farewell and be careful." (What a nice guy. I hope we get to meet him again)
SC: "Yes, you too"
Now, just a little walking and...

AAAAAHH!

Wait, 'Fight evil'? They're weren't exactly lawful good a minute ago!

"oh, shiny!"
Wait, when did it become cloudy?

T-rex skull towers that spit fire. Now I've seen everything.

"Oh bellhop" (*murdered*)


A bamboo sword. Not extreamly useful, but it allows me to hit things from different angles

"*Somewhat less girly scream*"

"It's Clobering Time!" (No, I don't care if I spelled it wrong)
I got a rapier, but forgot to take a picture. It's the strongest weapon I have so far, but the range is terrible

That's a Une. Normal they multiply, but here they're just a nusence. They also have a soul like a landmine.

"*whimper*"


A Manticore. Not too difficult if you keep your distance.

"Why does every thing here spit fire!?"

Here's a tip: Don't let yourself get cournered

That's two down!

Up Next: The Plot Thickens.

[Gunner-Chan]

Heh, I loved this game. It's far too easy though, even if you play the game without souls/equipment. Sorta like SOTN in that way, but at least CoTM was a good bit more difficult.

[Luke_Prowler]

Completely forgot. Here are my stats:

[Strife26]

I might try this game sometime.

[Okenido]

Good game.

Don't get how the plot twist was so shocking though.

[Luke_Prowler]

Now that i'm out of school, i might be able to update more often

Spoiler: Hammer Time (click to show/hide)

After killing the Manticore and healing myself, I decide to explore a little more.

The boss room filled up with other monsters after I killed it. It's a nice place to dance, but it could use a new paint job.

I killed a monster from hell, and all I got was this t-shirt


And an ass load of money

"AAAAAHHgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff"

Stealing from Resident Evil again?

"Boom! Headshot!"

Dracula has good choices in minions

What is it with this place and inaccessable rooms?

Alright, witch, lets see your power. Hit me with your most powerful fireball!

A cat is fine too

You jumped into a sword! You retard!

*insert witty joke here*

Must suppress evil laughter...

Rule 73 of the adventurer handbook: If it can be pushed, It's part of a puzzle (insidently, this is the only pushable block in the entire game)

Except to rule 73: Unless you need the double jump too.

"... "

Most people would be worried about this particular monster, as it can turn you to stone with it's breath (no, really) until...

"Get me closer! I want to hit it with my sword!"

"Stop, Hammer Time" *murdered*

They should also call someone about the structure of these walls

Melon. The best healing item in the entire game. Awesome.

"In the flesh"
Script:
SC: "Y-Yes, but.. who are you...? (tonight at seven, Attack of the Ellipses)
YB: "Oh, forgive me. I'm Yoko Belnades. I'm a member of the church"
SC: "How would a member of the church recognize me?" (my guess, the white hair)
YB: "You've met Aluca... um, I mean, Genya... Arikado, right?" (If don't get that, go play C:SotN)
SC: "I did meet him, but..."
YB: "He told me about you, and asked me to help you if you were in trouble" (Not exactly a lot of confidence)
SC: "Arikado said that? That's hard to believe"
YB: "Well he may seem cold at first, but he's actually quite a desent guy."
"He may be looking out for you because you sare the same dark powers."
SC "Wait,wait! Did you say my powers are 'dark'?"
YB: "Oh, you mean you didn't know that?!" (no we didn't!)
SC: "Uhh..." (Oh god she has huge boobs)
YB: "Oh, no... did I say something...I...well...what's said is said (and at nine, the Return of the Attack of the Ellipses: This Time it's Personal)
"Essentially (how it's spelled in the game), you have the power to rule over and command monsters" (Minions, I command you...to DANCE)
SC: "Rule over monsters? I have no desire to do that..." (Why not?! You would have the best parties!)
YC: "It come as naturally as breathing for you, so you may not realize it yet" (Then why are they still attacking me?)
"And though I called it a 'dark power,' that doesn't mean it's evil. It's like a weapon. It's user decides whether to use it for good or evil" (Unless you live in America, in which case it's evil regardless)
SC: "Well, when you put it that way, I feel a little bit better" (good, now lets go kill something)
"Since I got this power, I've begun to lose my sense of self"
YB: "You are yourself. There's no one else you could be" (brought to you by the redundent department of redundency)
"Don't second guess youself. Be confident. That's most important."
SC: "I think I understand now. Thanks, Yoko"
YB: "(giggle) I'm not use to being thanked by people..." (Note: That (giggle) is actually in the script, I didn't add it)
"Oh, I forgot to ask you. Have you seen a man named Graham?"
SC: "Graham? Yes, I met him earlier"
YB: "Be wary of that man. I believe that he will inherit Dracula's powers" (DUN DUN DUN!)
SC: "No way! He did not look like a bad guy"
YB: "Right, and I've got a bridge to sell you! Don't be fooled by his appearance He's not who you think he is"
SC: "Al...alright"
YB: "well, I got to be going. I've got to find Graham" (to make some s'mores *brick'd*)
"See you around!"

Ok, now back to killing stuff!

Or running away.

just a quick detour...

Aside from dodging, the grave digger soul lets you enter this particular door, in order to get...

The sword whip! hell yeah!

T.T

That is a big ass sword. Cloud would be proud (or envious).

Too bad he suck at using it. If he wasn't so big I could jump circles around him.

What makes this boss so hard is that shield it uses. it gives him this annoying guard ability

Hang on, I need to reorganize my slides.

Here we go. Thanks to the whip sword, I can by-pass the shield.


But there is a quicker way to kill it

What is a black US army soldier doing in a Japanese game?
Script:
SC: "A child? You're rude, gramdpa" (Poor form. I give this burn a 4)
Hammer: "Oh, my apologies. My name's Hammer. The army ordered me to come here" (Stop! Hammer Time!)
SC: "Hi. I'm Soma" ("Soma Pedwig")
Hammer: "I thought I was inspecting a shrine, but suddenly I was in a castle" (It happens)
"Don't ya think that's a mean thing to do to a guy?"(How did you get pass the boss is what I think)
"So I just bailed on my mission" (I'm sure the US military will understand)
SC: "What do you mean?" (Jeez, he's dense. Make you wounder how he's lived so long)
Hammer: "There were a bunch of strange people gathered at the shrine"
"I thought they'd be good customers, so I opened a shop" (What.)
SC: "Ahh... Good for you..."
Hammer: "There're weapons all over this castle and no monsters at the front gate" (Hey, waitaminute, those are my weapons to pick up!)
"Good place for a shop! Come on by! I'll give a good deal. (...it still hurts my brain)
"See ya around! Wah hah hah ha..."
SC: "A shop, huh? I don't get it..." (neither do we, dude)

I now have the double jump! Time to explore!

Up next: Dance till you're dead!