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[Shoruke]

Ah. See it's 3:04 PM here.

In your userpage it says it's 5:00-ish where you are...

[Myroc]

Actually it is was more around 11:00 PM. I've never bothered setting my profile time until now.

Anywho, on with the story!

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Inaluc: Hey, move your ass, we need to go out of the town.


Inaluc:Ehm... okay...



Josh: Four crystals: Check.







Shork: Are you insulting us?













Josh: But we like faili-
Inaluc: Sssh.

Next on the agenda: Garland! And shittons of goblins!

[Myroc]

Double post. I just wanted to separate the audience and the battle with Garland a bit.

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Okay, so let's just walk to the Chaos shri- FIGHT!


Shork: Goblins. Are these even worth our time?
Josh: Hey, free EXP.


Yeah, at them Josh!

And after a short battle... VICTORY!



I fought some more goblins, leveled up, and then headed back and rest. Now we could cast more spells in the upcoming battle against Garland. Anywho, lets' continue!


Not pictured: Some more goblins.


Wow, what a maze this place is! I'll never find my way through! Oh wait, he's straight ahead.







Inaluc: Look who's talking.


Whaaat? What he said in the NES version was WAY much better.

SWIRLY BATTLE TRANSITION!



Inaluc: Watch out, Garland, we are going to knock YOU down!
Garland: Who do you think you are, boy? The light warriors!? Don't make me laugh!

Watch, we have the power of...


FIRAH!


And THUNDAH!


And... protect. I cast it on the weak black mage as a precaution. I shouldn't have, Garland hits like a girl.

After a semi-long battle, he's dead!



Hey princess, time to wake up.

Next time: Our rewards are... a bridge?

[Glacies]

Check the rest of the shrine. I think there's a hat in there you can grab.

[inaluct]

I got the blue crystal! Yay!

[Shoruke]

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EAT LIGHTNING PUNK!

She's going to show us her "gratitude"? Aw yeah.

[Myroc]

Check the rest of the shrine. I think there's a hat in there you can grab.

Ah yes, i forgot that. I need to build some levels anyway so...

[Myroc]

I found an easier way to take screenshots. It's easier to do and shouldn't look as shoddy as when i did.

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Back to the castle. You get brought back immediately after defeating Garland, so no looting until this meeting is over.



Inaluc: You know, if Garland was the best swordsman in the kingdom, I'm surprised you haven't been conquered now.



Inaluc: Geez, how polite, just ignoring me like that...















Time to head out! Let's just-



Oh, we forgot all about the princess. Ah well, time to get some booty!





Aaw, it's just a crappy lute. But hey, it's free!

Meanwhile...

Next time: We loot the Chaos Shrine, cross a bridge and kill some pirates. Yarr!

[Ultimuh]

And you didn't even comment anything about the speed they buildt that bridge.. shame on you!
(Nah just kidding.  )

[Myroc]

And you didn't even comment anything about the speed they buildt that bridge.. shame on you!
(Nah just kidding.  )

Curses, i knew i had forgot something.

[mainiac]

Suddenly the plot of 8 bit theater is making a fuckton more sense to me.

[Myroc]

Alright, the "kill some pirates" part can wait, so we can finish the prologue with the bridge crossing.

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So, there's the bridge, just begging to be crossed. But before that...



We forgot some loot in here! My precious loot!



Oken: Feh, this place is crawling with undead.
Inaluc: You never complained last time.
Oken: That's because i was busy CUREing your arse.



A leather cap! No one here has a helmet (since you can't buy them in corneria). I'm passing this on to Inaluc, if anyone has a complaint, just say it.

Anywho, let's move on to- FIGHT!



Zombies. How cliché.



And here's Oken, proving once again that it's not the size of the hammer that counts, it's how you wield it.

Oh, about that, i bought a hammer for Oken before Garland, since it was a better weapon and Okenido told me to choose equipment/magic/whatever.

And victory!


MOAR LOOT!




And...

Shoot, this door is locked with the Mystic Key. Getting it is the next thing on the agenda, by the way. 'cept for the ship.


This one too? Figures.

Anywho, we've grabbed all we can so let's get out of here.


Let's cross that bridge, now!
















End of Prologue

Next time: Chapter 1 - The Mystic Key

[Ultimuh]

You didn't have a comment for the bridge-crossing intro-thingie either..
I am beginning to doubt your competence as GM.

*remembers what happened to the guy who questioned Darth vader..*

Or wait.. nevermind what I just said..

[Myroc]

You didn't have a comment for the bridge-crossing intro-thingie either...

Eh, since i was going to make fun of a large part of the game, i thought that i could atleast save ONE semi-epic part from parody.

[Myroc]

Chapter 1 - The Mystic Key

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Let us continue to our quest! We shall head towards the port town of Pravoka, to the east, but before that...


We're going north to pay a visit to Matoya the witch. There aint much we can do there right now, but the reason why we are going there is what drives all adventurers: Free stuff.

So let's head north and- AMBUSH!

Ogres! And they hurt Shork! Those bastards...

Oh yeah, i haven't shown Oken's true power yet, except for smiting. She has the power of:

CURE! Heal that weak Black Mage's arse so he can nuke stuff.



Anywho, a quick battle later, and we have arrived at Matoya's cave. (How cliché.)



Knock knock! Anyone home?



"Thump"?







Oken: Wait, something has happened to your crystal eye?
Matoya: "Tha's right! That cursed ASStos have stolen me precious crystal eye! I cannae see a thing withoot it!"

Astos, eh?
Anywho, she's blind, so she can't see us grabbing her stuff.

A looter is you!






That's all in this cave, so let's blow this joint.

I remember now that i should have probably done some comments on the brooms and their backwards crazy-talk. Ah well.



On our way to Pravoka! And YES i run into more monsters.





It's a quiet place, except for the occasionall "Yarr" and sounds of people swigging rum. That's because...


This town has been invaded by pirates! Those scurvy equalients to landlubbers!

Anywho, now we are in town. That means more stuff to buy!

Weapon Shop.


Armor Shop.


White Magic Shop


Black Magic Shop


Item Shop


We have 1693 gil. Also, i will refrain from "splitting up" money, it gives me a headache. Just buy stuff and see if anyone else complains.