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Deon

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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #60 on: May 25, 2009, 08:29:26 am »

Elves are good only for wrestling training or testing how sharp your blade is.

NOTHING ELSE

They're good for porn.

WHAT!?!

This is a masterpiece engraving of an elf and a tentacle demon. The tentacle demon is preforming a depraved act on the elf.

I didn't know these forts were built in japan

Nippon delivers!

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=25436.0

Nippon delivers!
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=29264.0
P.S. Also nords, lizardmen and other free stuff on mondays.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #61 on: May 25, 2009, 08:52:36 am »

This thread is approaching something similar to VN's final days.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2009, 12:19:06 pm »


Also.
Elves are good only for wrestling training or testing how sharp your blade is.

NOTHING ELSE

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Let me guess... To stab [in the UNHOLY part]?
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Well yes, and that could go either way, innuendo or guro. In fact I've seen pictures of both

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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2009, 01:12:12 pm »

In other news, you have struck microcline!
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2009, 01:54:50 pm »

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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #65 on: May 26, 2009, 12:57:11 am »

You have struck spam!

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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #66 on: May 26, 2009, 08:22:10 am »

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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #67 on: May 26, 2009, 05:13:50 pm »

I killed an elf for the same reason in the OP. WooHoo! Rerail!
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #68 on: May 27, 2009, 12:53:23 am »

You ever notice how elves wield wooden weapons and shields, yet get all angry and high-n-mighty when you make wooden stuff?

Elves are good only for wrestling training or testing how sharp your blade is.

NOTHING ELSE

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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #69 on: May 27, 2009, 09:10:05 am »

You ever notice how elves wield wooden weapons and shields, yet get all angry and high-n-mighty when you make wooden stuff?

Elves are good only for wrestling training or testing how sharp your blade is.

NOTHING ELSE

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But he wins! At the end, wacko insane crazy mad genius with unclassified superweapon always lose!
The plot is fun, though!
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #70 on: May 27, 2009, 02:42:22 pm »

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