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Author Topic: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards  (Read 8169 times)

Elliott_Thinas

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I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« on: May 02, 2009, 10:12:03 pm »
My adventurer visits an elf retreat in the upper right corner of the world map. After a few simple local quests assigned by the local druid in the elven(including slaying a dragon, which I did with a little help from my friends) he asks me to cross the entire world map, dodging MASSIVE oceans and more mountain ranges than I have ever seen to defeat a SKELETAL TITAN. I destroy the titan after ripping off both legs and one arm and head back for my reward, carrying out smaller quests on my way home. I arrive at the retreat and am shocked to see elves running away. On the world map every square around the Retreat is packed with refugees. I ask a helpful guard who, instead of telling me that he'll tell me when he gets home (which every other elf tells me), informs me that there is no capital.
WHERE IS THE GODDAMN DRUID! IT'S STILL IN MY QUESTS TO REPORT THE DEATH OF THE TITAN!
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 11:40:05 pm »
So they sent out their champion to kill a non- threat and were attacked while you were gone?

Yup, those are elves.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2009, 10:38:39 am »
Serves you right for doing quests for elves.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2009, 03:04:23 pm »
Quote from: Elliott_Thinas on May 02, 2009, 10:12:03 pm
cross the entire world map, dodging MASSIVE oceans and more mountain ranges than I have ever seen

For some reason, this made me think oceans and mountains were coming after you. I laughed a little.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2009, 05:39:22 pm »
This is your fault for letting the Druid die.
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Elliott_Thinas

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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2009, 06:50:42 pm »
I'm not sure he's dead though! I forgot his name and couldn't find him in legends mode, but other than that it is just really weird. Their nation seems to still exist, just not have a capital.
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Quote from: Rowanas on August 04, 2009, 02:44:35 pm
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2009, 08:44:11 pm »
If the leader dies, there is no capital.  The civ will still persist regardless, though.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2009, 10:42:41 pm »
Buuuuummer.

Looks like all of that trekking and SKELETAL TITAN slaying was for nothing.

The good news is, you got a wonderful adventure out of it, filled with emotion, love, confusion, sadness, lust, greed, courage, honor, anger-

Oh fuck this I want my reward! :P
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2009, 05:56:41 am »
Clearly there is only one solution.

GENOCIDE
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2009, 06:15:58 am »
Quote from: Aspgren on May 04, 2009, 05:56:41 am
Clearly there is only one solution.

GENOCIDE
The only solution
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2009, 06:46:13 am »
The best solution.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2009, 07:01:46 am »
What's this... "Non-Genocide" you speak of?
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2009, 08:14:49 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 04, 2009, 06:15:58 am
Quote from: Aspgren on May 04, 2009, 05:56:41 am
Clearly there is only one solution.

GENOCIDE
The only solution
Dare I say it?
The final solution.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2009, 11:45:51 am »
You don't get rewards anyway, do you? I've done about 20 quests and so far they've called me a champion and sent me on my way. I mean, there's only so many times you can be called that without thinking they're being a little cheap.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2009, 04:51:15 pm »
Quote from: Luraien on May 04, 2009, 11:45:51 am
You don't get rewards anyway, do you? I've done about 20 quests and so far they've called me a champion and sent me on my way. I mean, there's only so many times you can be called that without thinking they're being a little cheap.
Adventurer "I have slain the Skeletal titan!"
Druid "Thanks be to you, our champion!"
Adventurer "Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...?"
Druid "Well, we did have a scrape in 7 with a dragon, so that would be a good place to start."
Adventurer "And then my re-"
Druid "There is a rather belligerent minotaur around here. Knowing no remorse he stole our treasure!"
Adventurer "Fuck this"
The Elven Druid's head fly's off in a bloody arc!
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