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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2009, 03:12:07 pm »
Kill all the elves.
All of them.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2009, 02:05:14 pm »
Quote from: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on May 05, 2009, 03:12:07 pm
Kill all the elves.
All of them.

I totally agree
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2009, 05:30:00 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Genocide for the Young and Old.

Dwarf Fortress: The Genocide teaching tool!

Dwarf Fortress: Got Genocide?

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There's literally thousands of them. I could sit here all day. The result is the same. The elves must die. All of them.

And throw in the Kobolds, Goblins, Humans, and Orcs too while your at it.

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Quote from: yougiedeggs on May 05, 2009, 12:01:12 pm
I beg to differ.
Blunt attacks can blacken eyes.

Quote from: Yanlin on May 05, 2009, 12:45:27 pm
I've blackened eyes with swords too. By hitting it somewhere else on the head.

I wouldn't know. I only use Axes and Swords. Its a bloodier affair when your chopping stuff off.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2009, 05:33:07 am by WorkerDrone »
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2009, 02:38:11 pm »
Why do you need to chop something off when you can have that tree do it for you?
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2009, 05:26:19 am »
Yeah, Dwarf Fortress is pretty amuzing. Forget the Earth's racial disputes... GO FOR ELVES!
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #35 on: May 15, 2009, 06:41:11 pm »
How about:

30 BINS OF CLOTH!!!!!!
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2009, 01:29:03 pm »
some days i just wish that we could make monsters spawn......because believe me when i say that I know a certain townful of humans that made me sacrifice  4 CHARTERERS  >:( in order to kill a giant, and I get nothing in Return besides being mentioned in the legends  >:( >:( >:( .....I just wish I could make a hydra spawn right next to the leader.....
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2009, 03:13:42 pm »
Quote from: Vilien on May 04, 2009, 06:17:45 pm
On occasion, I will start up an elf character and begin killing as many elves as I can in as many retreats as possible. I suggest this course of action to anyone facing similar problems.
This worked great, until I overexerted and got my arm broken by an ELF CHILD.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2009, 05:22:55 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on May 16, 2009, 03:13:42 pm
Quote from: Vilien on May 04, 2009, 06:17:45 pm
On occasion, I will start up an elf character and begin killing as many elves as I can in as many retreats as possible. I suggest this course of action to anyone facing similar problems.
This worked great, until I overexerted and got my arm broken by an ELF CHILD.

Was he thrown at you or something?
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2009, 06:28:01 am »
Nope, I overexerted and he obviously rolled a 20.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2009, 06:45:44 am »
Ah, overexertion, my sworn enemy, which for some reason always teams up with large packs of wolves. >:(
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2009, 04:10:38 pm »
It wasn't that bad, to start off with.  I just crawled away and rested a while while my friends fought on.  Unfortunately, said child broke my arm, and it went downhill from there.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2009, 05:35:33 pm »
You realize that lying down for a couple turns helps stave off overexertion?  Assuming you have a decent shield skill you can just take a break until you have energy for a different sort of breaking
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2009, 05:18:54 am »
ONE THAT INVOLVES FACES.
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Re: I Want My Reward You Elven Bastards
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2009, 02:16:19 pm »
Quote from: ProfessorA on May 17, 2009, 05:35:33 pm
You realize that lying down for a couple turns helps stave off overexertion?  Assuming you have a decent shield skill you can just take a break until you have energy for a different sort of breaking
Exactly.  I lay down.  That's when the damn elf child broke my arm.
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