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Author Topic: (CANCELLED), Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story  (Read 17964 times)

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Re: Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
« Reply #135 on: May 09, 2009, 07:48:25 pm »

Okay, Plead Not Guilty, I'm sure that dude will get us out of this mess. After that, we just need to find some way to get him out. I don't want any enemies, and we can always work our way around until we get him out.

Oh, and sleep until the trial day obviously.
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Re: Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
« Reply #136 on: May 09, 2009, 08:19:41 pm »

Plead guilty, and hope for a lifetime prison sentence.
The zombies can't get us there, no?
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Re: Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
« Reply #137 on: May 09, 2009, 09:28:00 pm »

And the game pretty much ends. Its suppose to be a Zombie Choose Your Own Adventure, not a prison one.

Though that might make for a good game.

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« Reply #138 on: May 09, 2009, 09:41:41 pm »

Mind you, I'm sure that they'd sentence us to banishment or the fort would fall shortly after we were incarcerated . . .
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Re: Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
« Reply #139 on: May 09, 2009, 10:17:09 pm »

They would kill us. No douts about it, it's just a matter of time if we are found guilty.

Plead not guilty. We found the knife on a dead guy and Sam was already dead.
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Re: Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
« Reply #140 on: May 09, 2009, 10:50:03 pm »

Make up a story about finding the knife on some guy that was fucked up by zombies (make them think that justice was served z-style?). Say you found Sam bleeding to death and he asked you to give everyone a heartfelt goodbye and to take his hoodie as proof that it was him.
>.> will that work?
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« Reply #141 on: May 09, 2009, 11:03:32 pm »

Not a chance in hell will they believe that. Mind you, I might be carefully using reverse-phych so they do buy it.

I still expect zombies in the middle of the trial though.
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Re: Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
« Reply #142 on: May 10, 2009, 12:11:39 am »

And then we steal the guards gun and save the judge as he/she is about to get bitten?
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Re: Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
« Reply #143 on: May 10, 2009, 12:25:13 am »

It'd be more climatic if we were just a bit to late, and had to shoot the judge too.
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Re: Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
« Reply #144 on: May 10, 2009, 12:29:09 am »

Right. I didn't say anything.
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« Reply #145 on: May 10, 2009, 05:44:04 am »

Careful people, you build the story up and you'll end up disappointed when I can't provide it. Maybe some variation of motorbike chase, being chased by zombies ON FIRE.

They would kill us. No douts about it, it's just a matter of time if we are found guilty.

Plead not guilty. We found the knife on a dead guy and Sam was already dead.


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You Are Woken by a "Mall Guard". He Stares at You as You Wake, and Slides a Meal Through a Slot in the Bars.
"Your trial begins shortly, prisoner. All preparations have been made" he Tells You, Nodding to the Human Prisoners Prison Cell.
"Now we only need to wait on you. Hurry it up in there, and don't forget your part of the deal either. You owe Kyle your life, remember. That is, if you survive the trial".
Behind the "Mall Guard" is Another Human, Who Tells You that he is your Appointed Defender. You Tell him that You had Found Sam Dead, and When You Were Fleeing the "!Horde of Zombies!" You Stumbled Upon Another Dead Man Who was Carrying the 'Bloody Knife' that You Found. He Records your Statement, then Leaves You to your Meal.

You Eat your Meal, and Feel Nourished. You are No Longer Hungry. The "Mall Guard" Motions You to the Back of the Prison Cell with Hands Behind You. You Obey, and the "Mall Guard" Opens the Prison Cell Door and Secures your Hands with 'Strong Bonds'. He Also Secures a Bag Onto your Head, and Marches You Out of the Prison. You Cannot Tell the Direction You are Being Marched. The March Ends as the Bag is Taken Off your Head. The Sudden Flare of Light Blinds You. Your Sight Returns Momentarily.

To the North You See a Row of Five Sitting Humans in Front of You Behind Five Tables. They Wear Distinguishable Clothes, and are Clearly the Council You have Heard of. Beyond Them is a Large Window, Overlooking a Large Car Park. Two "Mall Guards" Stand at Ready Beside the Window, Hands on Holstered 'Pistols' and Wearing '-Body Armor-'.

To the West You See a Row of Five Humans Sitting on a High Dias. You See that they Are to be the Jury for your Trial. You See that the Closest Juror is Jessie Herself, Eyes Full of Hate. You Know to Expect No Quarter in her Eyes.

To the South Are two Men Sitting Behind a Table to the Left and Right. The Right Man Motions You to Him, Which is Allowed. He Begins to Speak Lowly to You Urgently,
"Your case doesn't look so good, which is unfortunate for me. Turns out, while you were imprisoned Jessie led a group to find Sam's remains. Too bad she managed to get back with it alive, though one of her team wasn't so lucky. But if they can prove that he was stabbed, then your chances grow slimmer", he Gives You a Quick, Forced Smile. You Motion Him to Continue, Asking Why Jessie is on the Jury.
"Well, she's the Sheriff to start with. She is also the daughter of a previous Council member, so she can have strings pulled. Partially why she got such a good Attacker to attend this trial.". At your Bewildered Expression, he Explains that a Attacker is Basically a Prosecutor, and this Particular Attacker is One of the Best.
"... at this Mall, at least. Now, get back to your spot the Trial Begins Shortly" he Motions You Back to your Spot, and You Obey.
Beyond the Attacker and Defender You See Several Humans Who are about to Witness the Trial. There is a Set of Ornate Double Doors, Flanked by Two "Mall Guard"s Similarly Equipped as the Other "Mall Guard"s.

Suddenly, a Banging Sound Draws your Attention to the Council. The Middle Member, a Old Male Council Member, Ceases Banging and Speaks.
"The room will now cease talking and making a racket. Now, we are all here today at this Trail to determine the involvement of this Stranger here in the death of Sam Tarlew, and whether it was a chance meeting with a dead man or murder most foul".

As the Old Council Member Stops Talking, a Chorus of Whispers Erupts. He Bangs his Table Once More,
"Enough! Now, Stranger, do you understand the charges?" he Asks You. You Nod.
"How do you plead then?" he Asks Again. You Plead Not Guilty. The Old Council Member Nods, and Records your Statement.
"Very Well, then Approach the Stand Attacker". You See the Attacker Stand, and Approach the Stand.

He Begins with a Recount of Sam Tarlews Decision to Raid the City for Supplies with a Pick-Up Group, Outlining that Although Sam was Considered One of the More Prominent People of the Mall, he had Made Enemies by Supplying his Finds for Free which Undercut the Market of the Mall. He Further States that Although these are Troubled Times, there have Been Numerous Suspicious Deaths of People who Try to Help the Community at the Expense of those Who Profit of the Situation. He Finishes his Opening Statement by Asking the Jury and Council Why this should not Happen Again, Accusing You of Assassinating Sam Tarlew for Attempting to Better the Community of the Mall Selflessly. He Returns to his Seat, (Heads) and the Jury Looks Pleased with the Attackers Statements.

Your Defender Approaches the Stand, Asking that Why Would You be so Foolish as to Return to the Mall Carrying Evidence of the Murder of Sam Tarlew? He Continues, Asking the Jury the Likelihood of Such Stupidity. He then Asks About Sams Pick-Up Group, and How They Were Seemingly Excused of Any Involvement of the Murder. At the Councils Behest that he Explain his Motion to Murder, he States his Theory that a Member of Sams Pick-Up Group was Paid to Murder Sam, and Left his Body to be Devoured by "Zombies!" in the Building that the Stranger was in When he Found Sams Body. He Finishes his Final Statement and returns to his Seat, (Tails)(Tails) and the Jury Seem to be Favoring the Attackers Statement. (Heads) Jessie Seems to be Considering the Defenders Statement.

(The Jury Seem to be Favoring the Attackers Statement. Jessie is Considering the Defenders Statement. (Tails)(Heads)(Tails)(Heads)(Heads) Three Council Members Seem to Favor the Defenders Statement, Two Council Members Seem to Favor the Attackers Statement)

You See that Four Votes Have Been Tallied Against You, and Three Votes Tallied For You.

You Hear Some Whispers from the North, West, South. The Defender Motions You to him, and Tells You that Evidence Will be Called Against You. He Asks You to Make a Witnesses Statement.

What do you do?


OOC: Ok, to quickly explain the votes and such. Basically, I write a mountain of text. I flip coin, heads is successful for either Attacker or Defender. Their Success Influences the Jury, if one succeeds then they have the Juries votes. If both succeed or fail, they get no votes.

The Jury has two votes to give. the Council Members each have a single vote, which I coin flip for. Heads, Tails, you get the meaning.

Oh, and I am never writing that much again. Terribly sorry for that, will try to reduce text amount to save my own time and yours.
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Re: Zombies!!! A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
« Reply #146 on: May 10, 2009, 09:54:39 am »

I'm afraid to type up a statement for recommendation into the turn, because I don't really know how to proceed in our favor properly, without giving away details that would hurt our case.

Therefore, I recommend one, that someone more experienced, preferably Inaluct (he seems to be a sharp one) to handle that, and that Strife, SHOULD NOT be allowed to contribute.

STOP TRYING TO GET US CONVICTED.
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« Reply #147 on: May 10, 2009, 11:53:53 am »

Okay, I got the PM.

I'm not sure what the exact situation is at this point. This seems to be what's going on:
1. You are in a post apocalyptic society living in a mall.
2. A woman who hates you and has a grudge on you is on the jury, and she holds a position of unfair power over the proceedings, as well as power over the lives of the other jurors.
3. You are on trial for the murder of a man named Sam Tarlew.

Points that I'm not sure about:
1. They found a bloody knife in your possession.
2. You stabbed Sam Tarlew to death.
3. Probably something else that I forgot about because I just woke up.
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« Reply #148 on: May 10, 2009, 11:56:39 am »

We didn't stab him to death. We beat him NEAR into unconciousness, stole from him, and left him for dead at the hands of the zombies.

It doesn't matter that its still pretty much murder, THEY CAN'T CONVICT US FOR IT. Only assualt and theft. And they don't seem to show much intent on calling that when they pretty much just want to use the evidence to accuse us of murder.

So what I need YOU to do for me, is type up some awesome Character Witness defense, and save our asses.

I HAVE YOU ON CONTRACT.

Oh, and to answer your next question, yes posting a youtube video of a Death Note sleuthing dynamic hilariousness is totally applicable. Watch just ONE of those, and that's pretty much exactly how I'll picture you rising up infront of the jury and talking.
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« Reply #149 on: May 10, 2009, 12:09:31 pm »

I don't watch Death Note.

Also, before we get to the actual defense, you guys should know about our right to challenge jurors that have an unfavorable bias without a valid reason.

Since that lady on the jury probably hates us because we're "obviously guilty," there's a pretty decent chance that they'll replace her if we call them out on it, no matter what connections she has.

Okay, what we need to do is emphasize that we did not have a motive or reason to kill this guy, provide an alibi other than "I was fighting zombies," and try to invalidate whatever evidence they have.

If we want something dramatic, the knife probably has some telltale bloodsplatters on it that could point to the handedness of the killer. After all, if you stab something to death violently, the knife probably won't enter the victim at a 90 degree angle. This would only work if they let us examine the evidence (which they have to let us do, because it's the Confrontation Clause of the Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution).

Do we have an alibi?
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