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[Squeegy]

It's too late now, but this is the defense we should have used:

"I am new to the wasteland. I am a scared man. I did not murder Sam. All you can accuse me of is assault and theft. I plead guilty to them. This is what happened: I found Sam in a kitchen, groaning and screaming about someone who had attacked him and left him for dead. I had no idea who he was, so I decided to get rid of him before he could give me away to the zombies, who were right behind me. I clubbed him into unconsciousness but did not kill him. I then took his jacket in case I needed it. You have never let me talk. You have never let me explain myself. This is what happened. You may charge me for assault and or theft, but I did not murder Sam Tarlew."

[inaluct]

You're a fucking moron, Squeegy. Not only is beginning a statement with a confession of guilt regarding assault and theft a horrible idea if you want to get the jury's favor, you are describing what is basically manslaughter, if not murder.

Seriously, the zombies are chasing you, so you club this guy unconscious and run? That is the worst defense ever.

Toe, don't use that.

[Squeegy]

I wouldn't have worked assault and theft in there if WorkerDrone hadn't been raving about it, blame him. And in a fucking zombie apocalypse, it's a fine defense. You're a loner, you do not want to get eaten by the ten zombies chasing after you. There is a man screaming and alerting the zombies. You club him so he shuts up, and run. Maybe in modern times it would be a bad defense, but not right now.

[inaluct]

It's a bad defense. You're on trial for killing him. Your defense is basically saying "I killed him, but not directly, you know? So it's okay!"

[Squeegy]

Except we didn't. We don't even know if she found the remains or if he died.

Besides, it's far too late to use that defense and I stated that at the top if you had been reading instead of raging. We already pled not guilty and gave a different one.

[inaluct]

Still, it's idiotic. It plainly shows that you're either a total imbecile, or you're trying to get us convicted of murder.

[Squeegy]

Except, you know, it's not murder and they could not possibly charge us for murder. Jesus fucking Christ mate, it's a game, don't scream at people for doing things they've had no experience in wrongly in a game.

[WorkerDrone]

I might have been ranting and raving, but Inaluct is just doing what I asked him to do, so if he takes this just a LITTLE seriously, which is pretty much the only thing I asked of him with people trying to get us convicted, its only natural he comes on aggressive.

Don't act like he's a prick when he just wants things absolutely clear.

Scratch that, read the last post. He called you an imbecile.

Yeah, insults are bad.

[Squeegy]

I wouldn't care if he was just refuting me, but he flung insults and acted like I was a total dumbass for not taking any legal training.

[WorkerDrone]

I do agree that he shouldn't have acted quite so pretentious, and this is coming from the guy who frequently acts like an egotistical jack ass.

[Luke_Prowler]

Tell them that you found the bloody knife on someone else after you found sam's dead body, and that you didn't know about this mall up until you had you head caved in earlier

[inaluct]

I find it ironic the Squeegy, who calls people faggots and insults them all the time, is the one who gets upset when someone calls him an imbecile.

[Squeegy]

I am also a hypocrite. What's it to you? Also, I haven't used faggot in a while I think.

[inaluct]

What's it to you?

Well, for one thing, it's one of the reasons that I dislike you, and am currently insulting you.

[Org]

What's it to you?

Well, for one thing, it's one of the reasons that I dislike you, and am currently insulting you.

Everyone is a hypocrite. i would know.