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[Chromie]

...and the like, but today I rolled a alt on a WoW RP server (Wyrmrest Accord), a female dwarf rogue named Urist, and ran her to Stormwind and started telling stories.

I started with a summary of the one-item-embark thread. Pick vs. Axe vs Anvil vs Bravery vs Kitten, to get the WoW universe semi-scottish Dwarf accent down,

Then I told the story of Boatmurdered...

Then I told a rather improvised story about dwarves building a glass tower to the sun, flooding the world with magma, and getting trapped to starve...

I was an incredible hit. The world is ready for more dwarfiness. :3



I was really shocked when no one NO ONE knew about Boatmurdered. ... These are people I respect! Hopefully I'll convert 'em into players.

[Jakkarra]

nice job thar, if my WoW account still ran, thats what Id do too.

huzzah! more players!

love, jakkarra.

P.S, FOR THE HORDE!

[Draco18s]

You should try to sell your cats and then say "Not for sale!"

Wait.  Reference to something else.

[Neonivek]

The only reason I heard of Boatmurdered is because people constantly refered to it.

When I finally read it I found it dry and uninteresting most of the time.

I don't dig for gold.

[Yanlin]

You are obviously not dwarfly.

[Neruz]

Throw the heretic in the magma!

[Yanlin]

No. Magma is too good for him.

Feed him to the zombies!

[Liwjatan]

Cage the heretic and sell him to elves!
..even though there is no real difference between zombie and elves..but..oh well..

[Ultimuh]

Most people on WoW would most likely go "Graphics sucks!" when they see the screenshots or download the game.

[Yanlin]

Most people on WoW are stupid. Don't be surprised.

[RAM]

Send the hammerer after them! Hit them into the wall to explode into gore!
The head lands in the water, and drowns, the lower body follows, and is devoured by carp, as slowly as they can manage, the magma gets the legs, elephants spend a few years goring the upper body, and the arms turn into zombies and spend an age looking for the rest of them, until the try to enter a dwarf fort...

[Aldaris]

No. Magma is too good for him.

Feed him to the zombie Carp!

Fixed.

[Yanlin]

No. Magma is too good for him.

Feed him to the zombie WHALES!

Fixed.

Double Fix'd.

[Creamcorn]

Cage the heretic and sell him to elves! ..even though there is no real difference between zombie and elves..but..oh well..

Hooray! New signature quote!

[Neruz]

Cage the heretic and sell him to elves!
..even though there is no real difference between zombie and elves..but..oh well..

Not true! Zombies don't send traders and don't demand you stop deforesting the entire region on a yearly basis.