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pokute

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Cook vs. Carp
« on: April 30, 2009, 08:28:35 am »
« Last Edit: April 30, 2009, 10:31:50 am by pokute »
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Re: Chef vs. Carp
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 10:26:35 am »
That's not a chef! That's a regular dwarf cook!
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Re: Chef vs. Carp
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 10:32:56 am »
Quote from: Yanlin on April 30, 2009, 10:26:35 am
That's not a chef! That's a regular dwarf cook!

Fixed.

I wrote chef in the title at first because I'm used to changing the profession names of my generic food guys to "Chef."  Force of habit, lol.
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 01:27:10 pm »
All he needs is a beard, and he is indeed dwarvish!  ;D
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2009, 02:27:13 pm »
Some dwarves shave. Especially the ones that live amongst humans.
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2009, 02:51:44 pm »
take that back Yanlin, saying something like this is outrageous
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 09:06:15 am »
Bah, I guess muppets are dated now.
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2009, 08:22:40 pm »
I laughed.

I wonder what that guy with the avatar that is relevant to this thread thinks, however.
As for now: "BORK BORK BORK We haaave the fishy!"
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2009, 08:25:11 pm »
Quote from: Akroma on April 30, 2009, 02:51:44 pm
take that back Yanlin, saying something like this is outrageous
Alas, as outrageous as it sounds, it does, unfortunately, happen in some places.
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2009, 08:37:47 pm »
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2009, 10:41:08 pm »
Quote from: woose1 on May 01, 2009, 08:22:40 pm
I laughed.

I wonder what that guy with the avatar that is relevant to this thread thinks, however.
As for now: "BORK BORK BORK We haaave the fishy!"


Actually he says the word Bort, which mean away, or Go Away. or as in "It's gone" it would be "Den är borta!"

Yeah, I'm sweedish, but live in Greenland.

"BORT BORT BORT!"  ;D
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2009, 10:44:47 pm »
Quote from: woose1 on May 01, 2009, 08:22:40 pm
I laughed.

I wonder what that guy with the avatar that is relevant to this thread thinks, however.
As for now: "BORK BORK BORK We haaave the fishy!"

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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2009, 10:49:33 pm »
Well, so do I!  ;D
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2009, 05:24:10 am »
A full dish is what I'm thinking of.

You would not get this from, any other cook.
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Re: Cook vs. Carp
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2009, 12:30:02 pm »
what dwarven chefs do in their spare time:


edit:  found a better one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf9CC7NXeZQ&feature=related
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