Hahaha, that was epic... A full-blown war between survivors and infected. It's weird when the weapon drops actually run out of guns... I ended up getting stuck with just a machete, and that's only because I managed to snag it before someone else did. Heh, had some good times slashing my way through all the blighters. Only time I got a gun was later on, when one of the Coaches died and I nabbed his shotgun.
Speaking of which, something kinda funny happened when we got to the new map... The extra Coaches died off, leaving only me (I was playing as Coach, funnily enough). I had very low health, a pipe bomb, a machete, and a shotgun.
Then, later on, when I initiated cloning procedures again, I noticed that all of the newly-created Coaches had some peculiar traits. Namely, they were all very low on health, and they all carried shotguns, pipe bombs, and machetes.
Apparently, the game somehow stores inventory on a per-character basis. Since they were all the same character, well... They all got the same inventory.
And man, lemme tell you... Wearing down a pack of eight survivors is TOUGH. Even on expert, when the mindless horde usually steamrolls the AI survivors. But there's just some sort of sick satisfaction that comes from sliming the whole group of 'em with one boomer...
Deon, dude! Stick with the pack! I could pick you out from a mile away, what with how you were the only one who was completely alone and isolated from the rest of the group. It's dangerous out there, mate! Lots of nasty Jockeys and Hunters and Smokers who'd like to have some fun with your helpless little body.
We have
got to do that again some time. Ohh, man... If only we could tweak the server settings. Then we could get the 1000-strong panic events vs. a veritable ARMY of Coaches! Plus, there's a console command that makes AI survivors fire their weapons non-stop. Mmmm...
Speaking of console commands,
this should cover most of them. Of special note are "z_common_limit" and "director_force_panic", not to mention "director_panic_forever".
"z_spawn tank" is also fun. Do remember, however, that most if not all of these require cheats to be enabled, Bugger.