Bubbles' Diary from Early Spring to Late SpringTwenty seventh Entry: Bubbles has consulted with Bubbles, Bubbles has decided that a giant soAp made of soAp would be a very good thing to have. The building of soAp is now underway, hopefully when all is done, Bubbles can live in the soAp.
Bubbles envisions it.
Twenty Eighth Entry: Cows make more babies! Soon Bubbles will have enough fat for soAp everywhere. Hopefully Soon. Wait! I see elves heading our way... Maybe they have some exotic animals of with valuable fat.
Twenty ninth Entry: Ahh, the cleanly clean elves brought along dirty kobolds. The dirty kobold dogs were scared off before they could steal anything. Bubbles wonders how the elves keep themselves so clean without soAp. Maybe the have a non-fat alternative soAp that bubbles has never heard of. Bubbles must ask. First though Bubble must finish eating his strawberry breakfast.
Thirtieth Entry: Wow, Bubbles never even realized they were friends, but apparently Ypoas and Bumbles are now married.
Hopefully this doesn't interfere with our work. Bubbles is slightly worried they might be plotting something and using this marriage as an excuse for time alone and evil doings.
Thirty first entry: This is wonderful! The elves bought an Elephant and a Bonobo. The Bonobo, Bubbles is not too worried about, but if Bubbles can get a breading pair of Elephants... Bubbles will have more fat and more valuable fat then we could wish for. The elves couldn't explain to Bubbles the mystery of cleanlyness. Bubbles is now suspicious of elves. For now, Bubbles won't seize their stuff and kill them as they brought Elephant and might bring another next year.
Thirty Second Entry: The elves objected to something Bubbles was trying to trade with them. So Bubbles just seized everything they had instead of trading. Bubbles got the elephant, hopefully they still come next year with another. While the elves were here, Bubbles think one of their pack horses gave birth because now we have a bunch of foals wondering around with no mother. Bubbles hears that horses are often used for making soAp, Bubbles has never made horse soAp before, so must give it a go.
Thirty Third Entry: The kittens have given birth again. Kittens don't produce as much fat as cows but breed a lot faster, to prevent too many kittens from appearing, Bubbles will cull the first born of every litter. Even though kitten soAp is not as valuable on the market as cow or exotic soAps, Bubbles thinks that kitten soAp has more sentimental value.
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