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[A_Fey_Dwarf]

The diary of Bubbles Montgomery, son of Sponge Montgomery the most powerful Soapmaker of the west.

First entry: Bubbles has had enough of this life. Bubbles needs to start a new, somewhere where they appreciate Bubbleses soApy genius. As heir to the largest soAp making guild in all the land Bubbles should be listened to. Bubbles has the power to start. Bubbles will build a bubble world, no need for clothes, no need for dirty dirty holes in the ground, Just soAp and clean glass. Clean, wonderful soApy glass. Bubbles will post a notice soon to the guild notice board. Bubbles must get this fortress of soAp as soon as Bubbles can.

A note hanging on the notice board:


Second Entry:
Bubbles has hired a scout to find us a location perfect for bubble world. We need hot magma, lots of soon-to-be-soAps trees and animals, dirty-sandy-soon-to-be-glass sand and a river as Bubbles can't enjoy bubbles without water.
A scout should return to Bubbles soon, by then we should have our soAp building team organized.


(OOC: In case you couldn't understand, sign up for a spot in this community fortress. Your application form must include what you want to bring, your name and your skills (hopefully one of the ones mentioned). This will be a picture heavy community fortress with many of the pictures drawn (poorly) by me.)

[Jarod Cain]

Name: Atticus
Profession: Woodcutter/Carpenter/Axedwarf
"Someone has to guard these poor sods & I got nuthin better to do..."
-J-

[Time Kitten]

Nam: Kitt
Proffessery: Glasswright
Gender: Mostly female, even when not.
Brings: Fox leather for bags. Rum. Rum. A rock with sentimental value. Rum. Lies.  Rum that is totally not lies.  More rum.

[Augustus]

Name ---> Tredgar Stoneaxe (male)
Job --->  Coook  / Butcher
Brings ---> Plenty of cats and turtles.  Mmm turtles.  Will find other moving things on site to make pie out of.

[ousire]

wow. is this fort gonna abuse the ability to make things out of blocks of soap? i have a feeling the answer is yes....

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

Third entry: Cow, cows, cows. Dirty stinking filthy cows, Bubbles will need a lot of cows to get cow fat. Every soAp maker knows that cows produce the most and the best quality fat. Well the best fat is from dwarves, but Bubbles got in trouble the last time he tried that. Today someone asked Bubbles if he was going to actually build the walls and floors of his bubble world out of soAp. Is that dwarf crazy? Of coarse Bubbles will, why wouldn't Bubbles? Only a crazy dwarf wouldn't build everything out of soAp. Some people have no idea...

[Jarod Cain]

Hmm... I suppose I should put down what I'm bringing.

Atticus shall bring his axe, his armor, a wooden toy boat for inspiration, three blocks of oak for his workshop and seven cords of wood for supplies.
-J-

[Heron TSG]

Name - Ypaos

Profession - Ash/Lye maker (part time crossbowdwarf)

Gender - Male

Items - Lots of wood and 2 or 4 cows.

[hillburra]

Name: Bumbles

Profession: Fooddwarf (Grower, brewer, cook and the like)

Gender: Eh

Items: Wine barrels, plump helmets to spawn with

[Oldin]

Name: Olin

Profession: Builderdwarf (I build things out of anything you can give me. And all kinds of things. I also will dig the stone I need myself if there's noone else more suitable for the job. (thinking mechanic, mason, no skill in mining, but active)

Gender: Male preference

Items: Grampa's old mining pick, chisel and rockhammer for all the fine carving needed for all those cabinets and mechanisms

Proper dwarf knows that while the dwarf can be dirty, the obsidian cabinet doesn't really shine as well unless it's first washed with kitten tallow soap and then polished with fine kitten leather mittens with fur on the outside.

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

Bubbles's Diary

4th Entry: The scout has come back to Bubbles carrying good news. Bubbles has found the perfect site for Bubbleworld.


Bubbles has also met with the six adventurers that will accompany Bubbles to the site and help build lots and lots of soAp.
 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bubbles has organized a caravan of stuffs to come with us, Bubbles couldn't find any fox leather so Bubbles brought cougar leather instead which Bubbles thinks is much cooler.



Off Bubbles and Bubbleses merry dwarves will go into the wilderness.

[Jarod Cain]

Atticus' Journal

We've set out.
I'm starting to wonder if I was sober when I signed up... This appears to be a group of four star winners we got going. Is our leader naked?

. . .

I suppose I'll just have to make the best of it. Could be worse I suppose, could be helping build a bridge across an ocean.
-J-

[Katsuun]

I suppose I'll just have to make the best of it. Could be worse I suppose, could be helping build a bridge across an ocean.
-J-

I smell a reference...

Anyways, sign me up for the first child born:

Name:Kat.

[Heron TSG]

weird... I thought Bubbles was modest.

Ypaos's log -

Ypaos is soapy backwards!

He's a stupid depressed git!

He likes burning wood and turning it into soap!

HE LIKES TO YELL IN THE THIRD PERSON!!!

[Time Kitten]

Kitt's extra frilly Dairy-

Mwahahaha!  Once again, another hammering eluded.

All I had to do was get a naked babbling soap maker to lead me out to certain death in the wilderness.

Pretty easy to convince him to take me along, all and all.  Just had to tell him how awesome his idea was... and bounce a little. They don't call me Orbworlds for nothin! Though, truthfully that was probably more for where I kicked that grabby grabby duke.  Still, he was a rich grabby grabby duke... maybe if i apologize.... ah, who am I kiddin, he's probably still in bedrest.