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The Doctor

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I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« on: April 29, 2009, 02:58:20 pm »

Whut?

Why did I do this?

What's wrong with me?!

I mean, seriously! Hitler!
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 03:22:46 pm »

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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 03:26:26 pm »

And what's so bad about writing a story about a historical figure?
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 03:29:51 pm »

I don't think it's that big of a deal unless it was like... erotic fiction or something.
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 03:31:14 pm »

I don't think it's that big of a deal unless it was like... erotic fiction or something.
Or an odd slash pair.
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 03:32:26 pm »

You monster! Evil fiend! Blasphemer! How dare you put this in general discussions instead of creative projects!
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 03:36:27 pm »

I don't think it's that big of a deal unless it was like... erotic fiction or something.
Or an odd slash pair.

No one must ever know of my Hitler/Hank Hill slashfic.
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 03:38:31 pm »

I don't think it's that big of a deal unless it was like... erotic fiction or something.
Or an odd slash pair.

No one must ever know of my Hitler/Hank Hill slashfic.
Or my script for my dream sitcom, "Bill Cosby and Hitler."
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 03:40:16 pm »

I don't think it's that big of a deal unless it was like... erotic fiction or something.
Or an odd slash pair.

No one must ever know of my Hitler/Hank Hill slashfic.
Or my script for my dream sitcom, "Bill Cosby and Hitler."

Or my 11 page poem detailing the romance between Harry Potter and Stalin.
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 03:42:24 pm »

Godwi-- Oh wait...
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 07:22:50 pm »

I don't think it's that big of a deal unless it was like... erotic fiction or something.
Or an odd slash pair.

No one must ever know of my Hitler/Hank Hill slashfic.
Or my script for my dream sitcom, "Bill Cosby and Hitler."

Or my 11 page poem detailing the romance between Harry Potter and Stalin.

You've all been awesomely beaten.

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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 07:38:18 pm »

 :o
No.. no, that's not true, thats IMPOSSIBLE NOOOOO!!
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 08:06:33 pm »

Whut?

Why did I do this?

What's wrong with me?!

I mean, seriously! Hitler!
Story here please. >.>
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 09:26:37 pm »

Once upon a time there was Hitler.

...Hm....

He was a bad guy.

Huh. Writing a story is hard. How 'bout a script?
Audience claps
"So, I heard you killed millions of people and created the panzer column. How do you feel about that-yukka-dukka doo??!"
"Lassen Sie Ungläubiger! Lassen Sie in den Flammen unserer Soldaten!"
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 10:56:59 pm »

(from the begining.)

Hitler enters stage left.

"<Yay. I, Hitler, have now been released from prison!!!!!1111>"

Strife, wearing a tan greatcoat enters from center door (simulating entry from street). He stops to look at Hitler.

Hitler: "<In retrospect, calling the populace to war while standing on a bar table may have been a bad idea. Note to self, after I take over the world, make 'I was drunk' an acceptable plea bargain."

Blinding flash of light appears. EINSTIEN, wearing a white lab coat, enters and walks up to Hitler

"<Mister Hitler?>"

Einstein holds out his hand . . .   

Blinding flash of light.

Simultaneously:

Hitler: “<What is this madness?>“

Einstein: “Huh?”

Strife: “What the bloody hell?!”

Russian chick enters, wearing skimpy leather outfit and carrying scoped AK-47

Russian chick: “I’ve come for you . . .”

Hitler stares at the cleavage. Einstein is surprised. Strife unbuttons his
« Last Edit: April 29, 2009, 11:25:52 pm by Strife26 »
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