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Author Topic: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.  (Read 3666 times)

Karlito

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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 11:01:03 pm »

I don't think it's that big of a deal unless it was like... erotic fiction or something.
Or an odd slash pair.

No one must ever know of my Hitler/Hank Hill slashfic.
Or my script for my dream sitcom, "Bill Cosby and Hitler."

Or my 11 page poem detailing the romance between Harry Potter and Stalin.

You've all been awesomely beaten.
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Can I get a translated version of this anywhere?
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 11:02:56 pm »

Do it strife, do it.
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 11:11:15 pm »

Can I get a translated version of this anywhere?

http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/1.html Full comic is here, with English translations below each page. But you have to say the sound effects out loud for maximum hilarity.
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 11:18:32 pm »

That comic was awe inspiring.

Let's do this!!
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 11:26:20 pm »

(from the begining.)

Hitler enters stage left.

"<Yay. I, Hitler, have now been released from prison!!!!!11!>"

Strife, wearing a tan greatcoat enters from center door (simulating entry from street). He stops to look at Hitler.

Hitler: "<In retrospect, calling the populace to war while standing on a bar table may have been a bad idea. Note to self, after I take over the world, make 'I was drunk' an acceptable plea bargain."

Blinding flash of light appears. EINSTIEN, wearing a white lab coat, enters and walks up to Hitler

"<Mister Hitler?>"

Einstein holds out his hand . . .   

Blinding flash of light.

Simultaneously:

Hitler: “<What is this madness?>“

Einstein: “Huh?”

Strife: “What the bloody hell?!”

Russian chick enters, wearing skimpy leather outfit and carrying scoped AK-47

Russian chick: “I’ve come for you . . .”

Hitler stares at the cleavage. Einstein is surprised. Strife unbuttons his
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2009, 03:41:11 am »

Can I get a translated version of this anywhere?

http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/1.html Full comic is here, with English translations below each page. But you have to say the sound effects out loud for maximum hilarity.

Schicklgruber and Dzhugashvili could have made a deal, but Hitler and Stalin cannot!

That's where I'm thinking, "God help me, this is the most awesome thing ever."

Then Otto Skorzeny shows up as a minigun toting cyborg and shit gets real.
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Re: I just wrote a short story about Hitler.
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2009, 03:54:12 am »

I'm locking this thread because it is a non-topic.  If you actually wrote a story about Hitler, and are proud of it, post it in Creative Projects.  This board is reserved for discussion.
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