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Author Topic: Presenting: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World  (Read 255307 times)

varkarrus

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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #270 on: June 01, 2009, 09:14:42 pm »

New Quest: FILL AN ENTIRE F*CKING FORTRESS WITH ALL LEGENDARIES!
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And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #271 on: June 01, 2009, 09:16:29 pm »

New Quest: FILL AN ENTIRE F*CKING FORTRESS WITH ALL LEGENDARIES!

I await your progress reports. One is enough for me. I might take on my solitary confinement challenge next, though.

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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #272 on: June 01, 2009, 09:20:16 pm »

Who said I was going to do it? I was going to hire a bunch of brain-dead retards from the nearest mental facility to do it in a weird cross between a sweatshop and a slaughterhouse!
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And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #273 on: June 01, 2009, 10:42:43 pm »

Er, Varkarrus.

Re-read what you just wrote, and consider what it makes you appear to think of Martin.

Then realize that even if you had phrased it better, talking about "brain-dead retards from the nearest mental facility" makes you look childish.
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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #274 on: June 02, 2009, 04:41:48 am »

I might take on my solitary confinement challenge next, though.

If he lives long enough, I can imagine several rare challenges that he'd be uniquely suited to.
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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #275 on: June 02, 2009, 09:15:06 am »

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #276 on: June 02, 2009, 10:20:32 am »

That's borderline racist.

(but I gotta admit, 30 chinabytes of memory is impressive!)  ;D
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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #277 on: June 02, 2009, 10:28:37 am »

Would it be possible to have him train the combat skills while a hunter and thus not lock him into perma-military?  Might have to mod cross-bows for each weapon skill. 
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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #278 on: June 02, 2009, 10:49:35 am »

Skills define the profession of a dwarf. So it doesn't matter at all where the skills come from - once he hits rank 15 he becomes a Hero and he's permanent military.
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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #279 on: June 02, 2009, 10:58:13 am »

Skills define the profession of a dwarf. So it doesn't matter at all where the skills come from - once he hits rank 15 he becomes a Hero and he's permanent military.

I will need to test it, but I seem to remember having hunters who were legendary marksdwarfs without becoming champions.
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Only vaguely. Made of the same substance and put to the same use, but a bit like comparing a castle and a doublewide trailer.

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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #280 on: June 02, 2009, 11:18:44 am »

Do please, because that's not the currently accepted model.  (If you do find such, PM me.)
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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #281 on: June 02, 2009, 01:13:01 pm »

Skills define the profession of a dwarf. So it doesn't matter at all where the skills come from - once he hits rank 15 he becomes a Hero and he's permanent military.

I will need to test it, but I seem to remember having hunters who were legendary marksdwarfs without becoming champions.
This is true, you can get legendary weapon skills without becoming a hero/champion, provided you have a way to train those weapons outside of military.

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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #282 on: June 02, 2009, 02:02:25 pm »

Yes, my understanding is that activation for the military is a separate thing. Skills don't automatically draft someone. Once you activate them, it's permanent, however.

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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #283 on: June 02, 2009, 02:15:10 pm »

Ah - so a dwarf can be "eligible" to become a hero, but doesn't until he is Activated for the Military.  Interesting distinction.

So our hero (small "h") Morul could become a legendary Marksdwarf without being locked out of civilian jobs.
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Re: Quest: The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World
« Reply #284 on: June 02, 2009, 02:26:06 pm »

Ah - so a dwarf can be "eligible" to become a hero, but doesn't until he is Activated for the Military.  Interesting distinction.

So our hero (small "h") Morul could become a legendary Marksdwarf without being locked out of civilian jobs.

Correct. But what's the fun in that?
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