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Author Topic: A really bad roommate. A really awesome story.  (Read 3143 times)

umiman

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Re: A really bad roommate. A really awesome story.
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 06:17:05 pm »

I kinda find it hard to believe this. Why would anyone continue to live with this person? Either the writer is a complete moron, a masocist, a coward, or this is fiction.

Edit: Turns out he's an idiot who is very good at rationalizing his own idiocy. Either that or values that few extra bucks he saves (and some promise of a few thousand dollars) so damn much that he's willing to go through hell just for that.

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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 06:24:47 pm »

More outlandish, unbelievable things have happened, so I'm still somewhat conducive to believing it.
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 06:30:29 pm »

Sure, it *could* have happened. But if it did happen, the "victim"... I'm not really sure who's the victim... is a moron. If it didn't happen, then someone has a great imagination and is a great storyteller.

I prefer to believe the latter, though the former is more likely.

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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 06:47:18 pm »

I remember seeing this as copypasta on /b/, epic story, still is.

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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 06:50:42 pm »

Holy (heh) shit.

That was quite an enjoyable read, even though I'm sure that it was embelished or fabricated.
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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2009, 06:52:42 pm »

Ahhhh.....he didn't bring in a dinosaur missing half its legs.  And then eat it.  What's wrong with him?
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2009, 07:24:09 pm »

Needing to clean up after feces is a hallmark of a truly awful roomate.
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Re: A really bad roommate. A really awesome story.
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2009, 07:44:30 pm »

Even if it is fake, he's a good writer.
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2009, 08:05:43 pm »

Curiosity and the fact that being passive is far easier then doing the 'right thing'...  Ke

Yes, the guy is crazy in a scary way.  But this Martin guy took steps to protect himself.  Keeping the Status Quo... to say.  Martin determined that Jed won't try to attack him, well, as long as he isn't in the Fortress of Feces...  ... Jed's 'territory'...

Now, if Martin did not have the 2nd way out, the sliding door exit... or wasn't ingenious enough to secure his Fortress of Cleanliness... from invasion by Jed... I would bet that this 'relationship' would have been over long before it got to that point...

Curiosity...

My 2 dwarfbucks on this anyways...

On another note....
By jah.. that is disgusting...
(Anyone know that song from the Anime.. Bleach? The one with 'Happy People'? ... I would pay for a 'Crazy People' version of it...)
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« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2009, 11:25:02 pm »

I'm willing to take it at face value, seeing as I've come across a fair few people who wouldn't be far off making this sort of mess themselves. Mental illness causes crazy shit. (har har)
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« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2009, 11:57:06 pm »

I don't belive it, (surprise surprise) but I really liked the part where he mentioned the head mold in the fridge.
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« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2009, 12:49:34 am »

Reading it now. Incredibly entertaining, so far.
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« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2009, 01:59:00 am »

Reading it now. Incredibly entertaining, so far.
This

Also, if this is real...

Oh God.
I could not believe this is real...
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« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2009, 02:37:24 am »

If it's real, then humanity has a large problem residing in an institution somewhere.
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« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2009, 03:06:44 am »

Worse things have existed. I tend to believe that the story is at least partially true. If not a an actual event that the writer himself experienced, then an embellishment, elaboration on earlier stories. Things like this DO HAPPEN, and it is wrong to just assume because an anonymous poster put it on the internet.

What I'm trying to say is, there is some reflection of a true event, but I'm not sure if the event described is the event.
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