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Author Topic: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon  (Read 2413 times)

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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 06:17:17 pm »
Don't worry, he wont be needing it. His new beard will guide him through life.
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I would like to point out that this is not DF 3.0, but DF 0.3.

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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2009, 11:00:45 am »
Eh, I know nervous injury.  No brain damage yet, but let's just say three of my dwarves have had to make involuntary and permanent career changes to marksdwarfship.  Incidentally, I currently have 5 other bedridden dwarves.  Stupid idiots obviously can't handle the iron weapons (or, since several injuries occured when they were still wrestlers, their own bare hands).
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2009, 07:16:55 pm »
Dwarves apparently like to try and kill themselves, don't worry.
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2009, 07:22:06 pm »
Quote from: Walliard on April 29, 2009, 05:37:50 pm
But the question is: if he had brain damage, why was he sparring?

Sparring without brain damage -> Wild dragon appears -> Hit in head with hammer, brain injury, stops sparring -> everyone LEGS IT to fight dragon -> Onul comes in later to badass-ly defeat taxation forever
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Quote from: hughesdylan on December 02, 2009, 02:23:27 pm
The thing that confuses me about dorfs is this. Dorf 1 dies in an avalance or somesuch. Dorf 2 is friends with dorf 3 and dorf 1. Dorf 2 berserks because of his friends death and kills dorf 3. also a friend. W. T. F.
Clearly you've never been drunk.

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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 07:39:00 pm »
Quote from: Protactinium on April 30, 2009, 07:22:06 pm
Sparring without brain damage -> Wild dragon appears -> Hit in head with hammer, brain injury, stops sparring -> everyone LEGS IT to fight dragon -> Onul comes in later to badass-ly defeat taxation forever
Actually, they LEGED IT into the fortress
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