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"Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:16:45 pm »
Meet Onul Olinuling
Sure, his beard is inferior to the other dwarves, but he lives a mostly normal life. But, because of his smaller beard, the other dwarves never listen to him. This makes him sad, so one day he decided that he needed to prove himself to the other dwarves, to show that he was more dwarf than he looked. But, no matter what came to mind, he didn't think it would be dwarfy enough to impress the others.

One day, while Onul was sparing in the barracks.
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Suddenly the "OH SHIT" alarm goes off, and all dwarves LEG IT into the fortress.
Onul had just taken a hammer to the head and it kind of messed up his brain a tad, and he wasn't hearing things correctly. So when he saw all the dwarves running away, he though they were running from him. This made him sad, so he decided to take a walk in the forest. When out of no where, he sees a gigantic red dragon. Thinking to himself "This could be my chance to prove myself to the others!" So, he bull rushed the dragon.
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The dragon spewed his mighty fire, but Onul used his beard to deflect it back at the dragon, and he quickly counter attacked.
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The dragon quickly succumbs to Onuls vicious attack.
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and Onul walks away without a scratch...
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Some say, after that battle his hear- Uh, beard grew 10 times the size...



Tl;Dr : Dragon appears, I yell "OH SHIT", tell the dwarves to LEG IT. One dwarf decides to be an ass hat and charge the dragon, I gave up hope on him right away, he ended up taking the fire blast to the face, quickly killing the dragon and leaving with just a scratch.


Sorry that the story kind of died at the end. Also, sorry I didn't have more pictures of the dragon from before hand, I didn't think that was going to happen... I can assure you, he was unscratched. I'm now currently building him a 20 story tower made out of clear glass, gold, platinum and assorted gems.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 08:20:18 pm by Lamp »
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 09:54:45 pm »
You know, if you turn off temperature, I don't think Dragon Fire can hurt anything at all.
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 12:25:22 am »
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on April 28, 2009, 09:54:45 pm
You know, if you turn off temperature, I don't think Dragon Fire can hurt anything at all.

That's very elven of you.
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 03:52:53 am »
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...and Onul walks away without a scratch...

You dont count brain damage as a scratch? How dwarfy :D
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 04:00:32 am »
Quote from: w4ldf33 on April 29, 2009, 03:52:53 am
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...and Onul walks away without a scratch...

You dont count brain damage as a scratch? How dwarfy :D
that was from before the incident with the dragon if i read correctly.
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 07:11:07 am »
Eheh, I have deja vu! In one of my fortresses a mediocre spearsdwarf killed a dragon alone, and the dragon wasn't able to injure him at all. It was an epic -yet very fast- battle. That was the point, when I decided to modify the RAWs...the vanilla beasts are dying hella fast usually.  :D
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 09:01:05 am »
Quote from: tp12 on April 29, 2009, 04:00:32 am
Quote from: w4ldf33 on April 29, 2009, 03:52:53 am
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...and Onul walks away without a scratch...

You dont count brain damage as a scratch? How dwarfy :D
that was from before the incident with the dragon if i read correctly.
Quote from: Lamp on April 28, 2009, 08:16:45 pm

One day, while Onul was sparing in the barracks.

and how did this happened then?
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Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 12, 2009, 05:23:39 am
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 09:04:23 am »
Quote from: Lamp on April 28, 2009, 08:16:45 pm
Onul had just taken a hammer to the head and it kind of messed up his brain a tad, and he wasn't hearing things correctly.

It happen just before the dragon turned up.

Apparently.
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 09:08:54 am »
i wondered how he got it. if Lamp could explain it.
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Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 12, 2009, 05:23:39 am
Dragon: My plan is foolproof! Those foolish dwarves cannot resist walking near lava! If I hop in, then they won't know what hit them! I'll just- AH! OH GOD! I WASTED MY LIFE!

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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 09:47:17 am »
I think you're all missing the important part, which is how awesome the dragons name is.

On a related subject this is why I jacked up the power of my megabeasts by a significant amount. You know it's good when you embark on a cave housing a titan and he proceeds smack dwarves out of the park.
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 05:33:46 pm »
Quote from: tp12 on April 29, 2009, 04:00:32 am
Quote from: w4ldf33 on April 29, 2009, 03:52:53 am
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...and Onul walks away without a scratch...

You dont count brain damage as a scratch? How dwarfy :D
that was from before the incident with the dragon if i read correctly.

He's always been a bit funny in the head. Probably left over from the last Orc attack.

Edit: Oh, I just said smacked in the head sparing in the barracks so it would make a tad bit of sense.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2009, 05:37:22 pm by Lamp »
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 05:37:50 pm »
But the question is: if he had brain damage, why was he sparring?
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 05:42:29 pm »
Dunno. It's only really a scratch, nothing serious.
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 05:50:12 pm »
Quote from: Lamp on April 29, 2009, 05:42:29 pm
Dunno. It's only really a scratch his brain, nothing serious.
Fixed it for you.
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Re: "Ertal Fireygem The Sizzling Tax" The Dragon
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 06:14:55 pm »
Look at that, see gray, be like oh, his brain is just lopped off.  He should be fine.
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