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Itnetlolor

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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2009, 10:43:03 pm »
It's the gopher from Caddyshack. And I agree, Bill Murray should've used magma, and then flood it to encase him in obsidian.

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And then have someone carve a statue out of the encasement in the shape of a gopher. It'll come with a skeleton. Instant artifact.

Bill Murray has completed an artifact. All craftsmanship is of highest quality. It is an obsidian statue, encased inside are the bones of a gopher, it is studded with gopher bone, menaces with spikes of gopher bones and is encircled with gopher bones. On the item is an engraving of a gopher burning.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 11:10:21 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Albedo

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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2009, 11:00:09 pm »
Quote from: ousire on April 28, 2009, 10:38:11 pm
but then...what IS it?

<loses all respect for ousire... which was n/a to begin with>
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ousire

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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2009, 11:04:54 pm »
Quote from: Albedo on April 28, 2009, 11:00:09 pm
Quote from: ousire on April 28, 2009, 10:38:11 pm
but then...what IS it?

<loses all respect for ousire... which was n/a to begin with>

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Albedo

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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2009, 11:09:01 pm »
Sorry, but we really haven't interacted before now!  It's a blank slate - how can I lose anything from that?

Quote from: Itnetlolor on April 28, 2009, 10:43:03 pm
It's the gopher from Caddyshack. And I agree, Bill Murray should've used magma, and then flood it to encase him in obsidian.

True, but now that I think about it, it would have ended badly... very badly...

<images of an obsidian moonscape with golf flags poking out of it here and there... with a little gopher puppet waddling into the sunset...>
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