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Author Topic: So, butchers.  (Read 2705 times)

CynicalRyan

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So, butchers.
« on: April 28, 2009, 03:41:45 pm »

Now, butchers don't need tools to do their jobs. Like an axe (possible new feature?). Which means that they butcher all butcherable animals with their bare hands. Even breaking down the meat, and tearing the flesh from the animal's bones. And then they probably gnaw the fat off the skin, just to chill out a bit. Without getting any blood all over themselves.

Making the butcher the most badass and dwarfy dwarf. Ever.
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Rysith

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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 03:46:48 pm »

Yeah, but by that logic weaponsmiths forge swords with their bare hands. Can you imagine hammering a bar of steel with your hands until it was sharp enough slice a dragon in half?
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 03:54:19 pm »

Now, can you imagine it while on fire?
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 04:08:12 pm »

And can you imagine using magma that's straight underneath you in order to heat said blade before working it with your bare hands?  Oh wait, at least you get an anvil.
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CynicalRyan

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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 04:08:57 pm »

Point. But the butcher doesn't feast on his prey, where as a sowrd or warhammer isn't all that nourishing. ;)
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ousire

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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 04:44:38 pm »

we need to set up a poll to decide! which is the most dwarvenly of professions!
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 05:12:53 pm »

Don't forget, all those workshops contain rocks/blocks/logs/bars for your dwarf to use.  I just imagine my butcher lifting said rock the workshop is made out of, and hammering the animal into base components.
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 05:16:15 pm »

What about gem cutters, who can cut diamonds with their bare hands?
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 05:16:20 pm »

Engravers. They karate-chop excess stone off walls and then carve images into it with their fingernails.
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 09:13:00 pm »

Masons cutting statues out of granite blocks with their.. teeth?
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009, 10:01:48 pm »

What about gem cutters, who can cut diamonds with their bare hands?
Engravers. They karate-chop excess stone off walls and then carve images into it with their fingernails.
Masons cutting statues out of granite blocks with their.. teeth?
I have concluded that a legendary miner/engraver/mason/gem cutter seems to resemble this fellow:
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 10:16:52 pm by Itnetlolor »
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ousire

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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2009, 10:20:51 pm »

What about gem cutters, who can cut diamonds with their bare hands?
Engravers. They karate-chop excess stone off walls and then carve images into it with their fingernails.
Masons cutting statues out of granite blocks with their.. teeth?
I have concluded that a legendary miner/engraver/mason/gem cutter seems to resemble this fellow:



......fizzgig? is that fizzgig?
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2009, 10:30:42 pm »

(Bill Murray never tried magma.)
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2009, 10:37:01 pm »

......fizzgig? is that fizzgig?
No, but because I answered so, Fizzgig's now in a tantrum.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 10:38:58 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: So, butchers.
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2009, 10:38:11 pm »

I have concluded that a legendary miner/engraver/mason/gem cutter seems to resemble this fellow:



......fizzgig? is that fizzgig?
No, but because I answered so, Fizzgig's now in a tantrum.

hehe. fizzgig = win ^_^

but then...what IS it?
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