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Leafsnail

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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2009, 11:18:32 am »
Quote from: Nerserus on April 30, 2009, 01:49:20 am
Isn't it ironic, elves are so quick to start wars, yet even KOBOLDS are better equipped. And they "ambush" your millitary most of the time and get their ass handed to them.
Yep, they are pretty rubbish.  I mean, I had a pack of puppies (!) chase one off the map just now.  At least their copper daggers have a small chance of inflicting injuries...
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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2009, 01:20:55 pm »
Elven nobles.

I have a dwarven civ where half the nobility are elves.

I wish I could send an army to the mountainhomes and collapse them to the core of the planet.
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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2009, 01:56:36 pm »
It's fun to build luxurious housings for my nobles.. it's also fun to drown elves.
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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2009, 02:28:38 pm »
Why do people hate Elves and Nobles so god damn much?

They are good in my view.
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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2009, 02:38:02 pm »
Quote from: death on April 30, 2009, 02:28:38 pm
Why do people hate Elves and Nobles so god damn much?

They are good in my view.
Why don't you go into that small room to pull that lever?
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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2009, 03:38:37 pm »
Quote from: Retales on April 30, 2009, 02:38:02 pm
Quote from: death on April 30, 2009, 02:28:38 pm
Why do people hate Elves and Nobles so god damn much?

They are good in my view.
Why don't you go into that small room to pull that lever?

the burning sensation means its working.

love, jakkarra
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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2009, 03:42:00 pm »
Quote from: death on April 30, 2009, 02:28:38 pm
Why do people hate Elves and Nobles so god damn much?

They are good in my view.

death likes periclase, iron, squares, pearls, nobles, and elves for their prissy ways.

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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2009, 04:01:16 pm »
Quote from: Vilien on April 30, 2009, 03:42:00 pm
Quote from: death on April 30, 2009, 02:28:38 pm
Why do people hate Elves and Nobles so god damn much?

They are good in my view.

death likes periclase, platinuim, triangles, pearls, death of people for the screams, nobles, and elves for their prissy ways.

death cancels action: Impaled on spike.

Death was jsut elected mayor.

Death has been struck down.

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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2009, 03:02:33 pm »
Quote from: death on April 30, 2009, 04:01:16 pm
Quote from: Vilien on April 30, 2009, 03:42:00 pm
Quote from: death on April 30, 2009, 02:28:38 pm
Why do people hate Elves and Nobles so god damn much?

They are good in my view.

death likes giant eagles, oak wood, carp, unicorns, nobles, and elves for their prissy ways. When possible, he prefers to consume Strawberry Wine. He absolutely detests magma

Death was just elected mayor.

Death cancels party: Interrupted by Dwarves

Death has been struck down.

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stack of 10 prepared dragonfly brains - I'm trying to imagine what's more funny: a dwarf popping a tiny dragonfly brain into his mouth for a snack, the butcher who actually prepared this feast, or the brave hunter who ventured out into the wilderness and returned with this bounty.

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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2009, 04:01:07 pm »
Quote from: Nerserus on May 01, 2009, 03:02:33 pm
Quote from: death on April 30, 2009, 04:01:16 pm
Quote from: Vilien on April 30, 2009, 03:42:00 pm
Quote from: death on April 30, 2009, 02:28:38 pm
Why do people hate Elves and Nobles so god damn much?

They are good in my view.

death likes giant eagles, oak wood, carp, unicorns, nobles, and elves for their prissy ways. When possible, he prefers to consume Strawberry Wine. He absolutely detests magma

He is friends with Urist McGrower, Urist McWeaver, Urist McButcher and Urist McSoldier.

Death was just elected mayor.

Death cancels party: Interrupted by Dwarves

Death has been struck down.

Urist McGrower has gone Stark raving mad!
Urist McWeaver has gone Stark raving mad!
Ursit McButcher has gone stark raving Mad!
Urist McSoldier has gone Stark raving mad!


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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2009, 06:36:29 pm »
Quote from: death on April 30, 2009, 02:28:38 pm
Why do people hate Elves and Nobles so god damn much?

They are good in my view.
Elves are prissy, whiny, irritating tree huggers and Nobles make impossible demands and mark my innocent legendary weaponsmith to a hammering FOR NOT MAKING CRYSTAL GLASS ITEMS!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2009, 06:47:04 pm »
And if you violate those elven tree mandates, they ambush you with a whole squad of the most deadly type of weapon in the game (and in real life, during the 1400 time period).
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2009, 07:33:06 pm »
Quote from: LegoLord on May 01, 2009, 06:47:04 pm
And if you violate those elven tree mandates, they ambush you with a whole squad of the most deadly type of weapon in the game (and in real life, during the 1400 time period).

Welsh Oaken Longbows?

those things go straight through plate. (really, look it up)

Love, jakkarra
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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2009, 08:10:43 pm »
Well, I just meant bows in general, seeing as how bows in DF have no specific type other than material and can either glance away or pierce the heart of a heavily armored guard.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Most hated: Elves or Nobles?
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2009, 08:57:10 pm »
Well, I don't go out of my way to provoke elves, and so they're more pleasant than would be expected of the dirty things. :P

Nobles, however, do all of their nastiness INVOLUNTARILY. It's programmed into their bearded heads! >:(

Therefore, the nobles are by far worse than the elves (even though the elves are an obviously inferior race).
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