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Red Fortune

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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2009, 07:19:36 am »

Scamps, kitten has become enraged at all enemies!
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2009, 08:34:23 am »

This is an engraving of a toad and a kitten by Urist McEngraver. The kitten is stricking a menacing pose. The Toad is cowering.

Fixed that for yeh!
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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2009, 05:01:06 pm »

We should flood I can has cheeseburger with scamp pics . . .
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2009, 06:35:57 pm »

Scamps, kitten (tame) scratches the Toady One's third finger, left hand.
It is pierced through entirely!
Toady One, Great Programmer, has been struck down.
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 04:05:00 am »

Scamps, kitten (tame) scratches the Toady One's third finger, left hand.
It is pierced through entirely!
Toady One, Great Programmer, has been struck down.
Would that cause a tantrum spiral on these forums?
Random Poster: ITS YOUR FAULT SCAMPS STRUCK HIM DOWN RAEEAEGG!!!
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2009, 04:55:43 am »



Fixed spelling and grammar too.
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2009, 04:26:19 pm »

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Fixed spelling and grammar too.

That's not quite perfect.  It needs an actual engraving name instead of "ENGRAVING".  Something like "The Frigid Apex-Tunnels of Naming".
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2009, 01:47:46 am »

New challenger!

FIGHT!


scamps: Hadoken!

Fatality!
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2009, 03:34:42 am »

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Fixed spelling and grammar too.

That's not quite perfect.  It needs an actual engraving name instead of "ENGRAVING".  Something like "The Frigid Apex-Tunnels of Naming".

That would be a bit too long.
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2009, 07:17:23 am »

Scamps, kitten (tame) scratches the Toady One's third finger, left hand.
It is pierced through entirely!
Toady One, Great Programmer, has been struck down.

Toady is at least a legendary +5 programmer
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2009, 09:28:40 am »

Scamps, kitten (tame) scratches the Toady One's third finger, left hand.
It is pierced through entirely!
Toady One, Great Programmer, has been struck down.

Toady is at least a legendary +5 programmer

but scamps does peircing damage.
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2009, 08:05:57 am »

New Scamps pic available, (here), so new captions.

"Rumors suggest that next version of dwarf fortress changes kittens to "King of beasts", by giving them a 1-8 bite, and ability to resist butchering. Much fun is expected."
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« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2009, 08:27:57 am »

New Scamps pic available, (here), so new captions.

"Rumors suggest that next version of dwarf fortress changes kittens to "King of beasts", by giving them a 1-8 bite, and ability to resist butchering. Much fun is expected."

That's pretty much them already, if you think about it =D
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« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2009, 09:09:18 am »

New Scamps pic available, (here), so new captions.

Toady one, Programmer cancels eat: cat not cooked yet.
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Re: Scamps caption
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2009, 09:15:59 am »

Scamps cancels rest injury: Interrupted by Toady's Hand.
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